Heero: ::A shoe flies and nails Quatre in the back of the head::
Quatre: ::Turns around:: DO YOU WANT A PIECE OF THE MAGICAL FAIRY NINJA GIRL!?
Noin: ::sits there, out cold, with a smiley face on her forehead::
Quatre: ...I didn't THINK so.
Heero: ((Lets review, shall we? The Base is Haunted by evil demons, Ein has some hidden interests, Noin is a bit of a hussie now, Quatre can transform into a Magical Fairy Ninja Girl, and there's a pig head rolling around the base with a possessed Pikcachu.... How much more insane can it get?!))
Unmei: (hehehe)
Heero: ((..The world may never know.))
Ducky: ::Comes out of the bathroom from the infirmary, they can hear the toilet flush, and has a piece of toilet paper stuck to his foot as he walks by Noin and Ein::
Noin: ::sweatdrops::
Ein: .......That... is the strangest thing I've ever seen... ::Bursts out laughing::
Ashton: Ack! ::explodes, is a pile of dust::.....
Runaway: ::Snorts Ashton:: Your villian is dead now. ::High:
AshtonMun: *Is about to cry*
Heero: ...You're high on Ashton...
Runaway: I need some Funions.
Duo: Does this mean we can go home now?
Heero: ::Looks at the Ashton ashes, as if it were poison::
Runaway: ::Adds water to Ashton's Ashes, Shapes it and pokes a happy face into it:: There. Good as new.
Duo: ::appears beside Heero in a cloud of black smoke, a wand, and lotsa glitter::
Heero: ....You've been reading too many Yaoi comics..
Duo: Nonsense. I'm your fairy Deathfather.. on a low budget.
Heero: ...Right.
Duo: ::grins:: Okay, so I'm bored..::flicks the wand around, accidently covering Heero in a nice layer of glitter:: Ehehehh.. ::nervous laugh::
Heero: ...OMAE....!!!
Duo: Eep! ::runs like hell::
Trowa: ...Du..o...
Duo: ::looks up::
Trowa: ::eye twitch::
Trowa: ....do you have anything to do with the fact that Heavyarms is pink??
Heero: ::Comes out of no where, with a long piece of salami, holding it above his head as he comes down at him:: BONZAI!
Duo: GAAH! ::gets salami'd:: Grrr.. ::runs for the nearest fridgerator, grabs a whole fish::
Heero: Hoo hoo... so the braided one has taken the bait!
Duo: ::charges at him, swinging the mighty mackrel with all his might::
Heero: ::Parries with his meat, and does a Salami Swani Swing at him!::
Duo: ::blocks his processed piece of pigs fat and attempts to slap him in the face with the fish::
Heero: ::Gets fish-headed:: Arrrg! ::Pulls out a large katana, his eyes full of rage:: DIE, FISH-BOY!
Duo: ::jumps out of the way, looks around and grabs a sword from some.. place of randomness!::
Heero: HA!
Duo: Is there something wrong with my sword?
Heero: Mine is m-a-g-i-c-a-l.
Duo: Magical?
Heero: Yup. Its made specially for the chopping of...::Lightning flashes in the background::
Duo: ::blinks::
Heero: ::Its gets all sunny again:: ...Dairy products!
Duo: ::Facefaults::
Heero: But, that's not what you should fear... because it's primary objective is to cut... ::Lightning!:: BRAIDS!
Duo: ::screams::
Heero: ::Powers up to Super Saiyan 2,564,535 point FIVE, and blasts him away::
Ashton: ::Smacks Heero like he's his bitch:: Shuthef*ckup!
Heero: ...Farkin' Suikoden II wanna be...
Licker: ::leaps at SSJ 2,564,535.5 mike and goes SSJ
3,000,000,000 LICKER::
Ashton: ::Turns into Goku and kicks all your alls ass cause Goku never loses::
Heero: ::Goes SSJ 3,000,000,000.1, since having that extra bit makes all the difference::
Ashton: Um.....Remember the fight between Raditz and Goku?
Heero: That reminds me of an Anime rule...That everything is Aerodynamic? I mean, LOOK AT HIS
HAIR.....
Ashton: .....
Heero: He must be the most aerodynamic thing of all Animes.....Besides a block of wood....
(looking at this picture)
Duo: ...... ::blinks:: What are we supposed to be...? Foxes?
Heero: I'm a Wolf. I don't know about you...
Duo: Hmm.. I'd say hyena. See the way I'm looking at Hilde? Dinner.
Ashton: ..I totally f*cked up Tallgeese..
Heero: Was it white?
Ashton: Yea..Well......Now it's um......>_<;;
Heero: ...It looks like someone with black pee pissed all over it...
HeeroMun: O_O My TV turned off on its own...
HeeroMun: I'm scared. ::Clings to Hillary::
LeeMun: ::voice in mikes room:: Hello Clarise...
Quatre: ((Rocks eat cheese.))
Heero: ((No. They melt it. ))
Quatre: ((No, they eat it.))
Quatre: ((I know, don't argue with me.))
Heero: ((Look. I got a pet rock. He perfers to melt his cheese.))
Unmei: (.........)
Quatre: ((I used to be a rock.))
Heero: ((...How could you be a rock?))
Duo: What if Relena shows up?
Heero: She won't. Her head was pemanently smashed into Wufei's dojo floor.... I hope he was able to fix that...
Duo: I thought she was flung off a cliff?
Heero: She lived.
Wufei; ::Jumps and runs to Heero:: Not Ugh! She's [Relena's] alive, My doctors had her re-assembled!
Heero: .....Mission, accepted. ::Climbs into his reconfigured Mechguin, with real machine guns, as it whurs to life::
Wufei: And you can't destroy her....She's inpenetrable...::Scratches his head:: Titanium Alloy and some other unknown metal...
Heero: ::Stalks out of the Hanger in his Mechguin:: I'll
return... ::Doesn't have to stray too far, in the distance they can hear Relena go 'HEERO!'::
*Hackslashexplosionscreamlaughstompstompstompscreamagainmorelaughter....stab*
Heero: ::Comes back into the hanger, grabs a big rocket that is basicly one that goes into HA's chamber, and carries it off::
Heero: ::After a while, they can hear the wail of the rocket go off, but no explosion::
Heero: ::Shortly afterward, comes back in, hops out, and climbs into WZ, and dashes out of hanger::
Wufei: Oooooook.......
Heero: ::THEN, they hear him fire off the Twin Buster Rifle, and then the big explosion occurs::
Wufei: I have lost all respect for that man.....::Links his fingers behind his back::
Heero: ::Comes back, puts WZ back into a stationary position, hops out, and begins to work on his project again silently::
Duo: ::sweatdrop::
Heero: ....Oh, I forgot... ::Turns to them:: ....Mission, accomplished.
Ducky: ::Puts the stick in Lee's cell, and pulls out a bottle of ketchup, squirting it all over the floor, then squawks loudly and lands in it::
Ducky: ::Lays still::
Ein: I don't know.. I can't do much besides being a combatant...
Lee: :looks at the duck hardly amused:
Wufei: ::Hears a squawk and looks back in the brig and see's Ducky lying in a puddle of his own blood:: What the f**k!?!?!? ::Runs into the brig and see's a stick in Lee's cell:: .......
Unmei: (LOL)
Heero: ((Ducky strikes again...))
Unmei: what do you know of the emotion call love?
Ein: ...When two people fight over the remote control?
Ein: ...What's a crush? That sounds painful....
Heero (OOC): I have most of the legs for the SL...
Heero: LOGS*
Duo (OOC): Ok.
Heero: >_< !!!
Heero: Yes, I have SL legs.
Duo: ::laughs::
Heero: ::Stands them up:: Look at them! They're so purdy...
Duo: You know where thats going, don't you? >D
Heero: Look... here's one for a road trip, and the one we're currently in.. and Oh, that one o-....
Heero: ....If you just implied what I just think you just implied...
Duo: ^_^;;;;;;;
Heero: ...You did, didn't you?
Duo: Yup, it's on the quotes page.
Heero: >_< !!!!
Ashton: ::To the gaurd:: Weapon's are at 100% now, Aim the guns on each part of the ship to the Gundam closest to it and have them open fire::
Guard: Sure thing sir!
Ashton: ...::To the guard:: On a lighter note....Do you think you could download some Cat's screensaver...Cause you do know how I love cats ^_^
Guard: I thought you had a poodle...
Ashton: Do not tell me what I have! It's...a shaved cat....>_<
Yuy: wow, so tell me, is there another suit here at the base?
Sky: (( only epyon the magicly pink dragon is left sadly ....))
Ashton: ((( there ain't no Epyon))
Duo: ((There's Raion and Ares.. ))
Ashton: ((They're all in Mobile Doll Mode))
Duo: ((Oh yeah. ::hands Yuy a slingshot and some grenades:: Sic 'em! ))
Duo: No power at all.... damnit...
Chibi: ::blinks::
Duo: ((::looks at the Lo Batt sign:: Damn, knew I should have used Duracell.. ))
HeeroMun: ::Explodes::
Heero: ::Rushes over to the spot where Mike was, with a pointer:: This is what we characters call 'Muns'. In the RPing World, they are the most highly explosive material known to us. The strange thing is, they do not bleed from their noses when 'excited', or have a large sweat gland on their heads... They're also highly flammable, even in swim wear, and do not pilot giant mechs, or keep animals in balls...
Duo: How unfun.
.
Heero: Yes, Muns are strange in every way, and they even explode randomly, and die of unknown causes. They can't even jump 5 feet into the air.
Duo: Thats just wrong..
Heero: ::Whispers lowly:: And... they WORK....
Duo: ::shudders:: I'll have nightmares for weeks..
Heero: And that's not all. The worse part is that they can't make enough money bring all the anime they want, including plushies of us, home with them!
Duo: ::gasp!::
Heero: Muns are evil creatures too, they kill off their characters too, for no reason sometimes, or they get forgotten...::Pulls up Vengence:: Look at this old Road Rover, the son of Exile... killed off because his Mun.. ::Glares at Mike:: ...Found a new character to play....
Duo: Not all muns are that evil..
Heero: Which is true, but shouldn't be trusted anyway. ::Ushers Vengence away:: They should be kept locked up and serving US, the higher entities! ::Cackles insanely::
Duo: ::evil grin::
Heero: ...Why are you grinning?
Duo: I dunno.. ::Sweatdrop::
Heero: ...Hillary made you do that, didn't she?!
Heero: ::Shakes his fist up at Hillary:: LEAVE HIM ALONE!
