Oh bloody 'ell... might as well put something down here. I had something here before, but I didn't like it, so I got rid of it. But I suppose all of you deserve to have some explanation for the disturbing things to be seen around here. The only explanation that I can offer, however, is that I just feel like it. That and I want a place to store my stuff in case my hard drive goes kaput again. And of course there is the random chance that someone might see my works and feel like commenting on them. That would be righteous! Though not too likely, judging from the flow of e-mails to my box. (Thanks guys!)

Oh well... enough bitching. I'll find something else to put here eventually. For now, though, you're stuck with this.