Q: What's your real name?
A: Jonathan Collins. I used Glaus, because that is my birth mother's maiden name, and it was in honor of her.
Q: Did you and Ashlee REALLY get divorced?
A: Yes, and I love my wife, Helena!
Q: Is she really pregnant?
A: Yeppers.
Q: Who was Jennifer Blayze?
A: She's Ashlee's best friend, Marisa. No, not the MWA's Marisa Laseri.
Q: Is your feud with the MWA's Kyle Pallas a work or a shoot?
A: It's a work...did we fool you?
Q: What's this I hear about ANOTHER Storm/Collins/Glaus brother?
A: Ha! Next question.
Q: Will Jonathan Storm ever go back to "The Impact"?
A: Aren't I "The Impact" now?
Q: So when will Jonathan Storm start innovating moves again like The SlipKnot or The Eye of the Storm?
A: God, no one's paying any attention anymore! The Anaheim Aftershock/Genetic Mutation/Fall From Grace was a new move of mine, and expect to see the addition of two new moves I created. I call them the Skyrocket and Skyrocket Remix, due to the minor changes in each of them. Expect those to show up very shortly. As far as a constant string of innovative moves? Why create new ones when you haven't mastered all the old ones? I'm quite proud that I was told I had "The Best Cradle DDT In The Business" by Jack Adonis. It's an honor to know that people think so highly of it. I want it to be the "Sweet Chin Music" of Cradle DDT's.
