Well, Mabry gave me a small piece of her webpage to tell you about Qwill. Who am I? I'm Romilly dal Ceinwein, and I'm Qwill's High Priestess. I didn't ask for the job, but he's an old friend, practically my little brother, and of the gods I know he's the most fun to spend time with. This may be because he doesn't insist on groveling, but he's also entertaining.
What's he god of? Let me take a breath first. Alright, Qwill is the God of Kender, Humor, Chaos, Foolishness, Lost Causes, Fridays, Ice Cream, and occaisionally Death. You should be impressed. He also makes very good rubix cube shakes.
Describe him? Well, he's sort of average height, maybe a little taller. He has long silver hair and laughing/sad blue eyes. He's sort of pale, and he has an allergy to sea water, because his mother was a tree spirit. He tends to dress in white or black, depending on his mood, and he often is armed with an excessively ornate bow called the Hawkeye bow and a girly-looking sword named Clarence. The bow has all sorts of impressive powers, most of which I forget, and it shoots nifty arrows with crystal heads. I've got one of the arrowheads around here somewhere. Clarence doesn't do much except complain.
What else can be said about Qwill? He's a great guy, looks out for his friends, takes good care of his kids (twins Erdra and Regis, younger girl Sielsi), took good care of his wife Linon (she recently passed away), and is capable of making the Evil Lord of All Darkness laugh. Qwill is the sort of person who will start a tea party in the middle of a battle, teach his enemy's drinking songs (but clean ones, because Qwill's a very clean person, and he'll replace the words beer and whiskey with soda and tea), and make everyone laugh.
Why did Mabry let me put this on her site? Well, apparently she's Qwill's One True Love, because she one him in a contest. However, neither of them is really interested in the other, so she only uses it for bragging rights. I can't blame her. If I could claim to be a god's One True Love, I might brag too.
Anyway, Qwill's a really great god, so next time you feel like it, try offering him a prayer. I've always gotten really good results, as has Mabry.
By the way, I love him. So does Mabry. Everyone loves Qwill; you can't help it. He's just too Qwill not to love.
