One nice morning in the MB.
DF(human form): I love you Melissa, you are the best thing that happened to me. Please Kiss me.
Melissa: No, I wont. I cant hurt him.
DF: Please my darling.
Melissa goes to kiss DF when Kakkarot Appears.
Kakkarot: WHO ARE YOU CHEATING ME WITH?
DF teleports.
Melissa: I dont know he never sayd his name.
Kakkarot: I will get him.
DF appears at 10 feet away from Kakkarot.
DF: I was the one, SO WHAT?

Kakkarot looks like character from DB. DF looks like a 25 man with long red hair, with a big blade holded with his right hand.
Kakkarot charges at DF recharging his left arm of energy.
DF awaits him laughing when Kak going to hit DF dissapears, Kak when he sees DF dissapeard made a back jump. a punch is seen to where Kak was standing. DF appears out of the wind. Evil MV laughs.
DF: Evil Mv you are not to be on this fic.
Kak: Beat it
Evil MV: You are no fun.
Evil MV walks away.
DF and Kak start fighting like DB everyones hit fails. Melissa: DOnt fight each other, I am enough to all of you.
DF and Kak see Melissa with strange eyes.
Melissa Blushing: That not what I meant, I meant dont fight each other its Irrational.
DF: Who sayd I was fighting for rational reasons?
Kak:Who sayd I am gonna stop?
Red and Barret are running around.
DF: What the hell you doing here?
Barret just wanted to teach the dog a few tricks.
DF: whatever Kak shall we resume?
Kak: Yes we might do so.
DF teleports backwards. Kak shifts backward.
The two of em charge each other.
When they are gonna chrash DF teleports and Kak hits a wall.
DF Laughs.
Kak enters the ground and grabs DF leg and throws him to a tree.
Kak laughs.
Melissa: What is this a Spy vs Spy game?
DF: Now that you mention it, Wanna play it Kak?
Kak: Sure.
Kak and DF are transported in Spy VS SPy world, DF checks a Drawer and puts a bomb on it. Kak checks a table and puts a spring on it.
DF comes check the table and is thrown away. Kak checks the drawer and is blown away.
 

Check for part two soon, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
 
                                                                                                Made by Dark Flame

Kak: Okay, two can play at that game...
DF:oh really? *throws a molotov cocktail at Kak*
*Kak dodges and pulls out the Texas flag, and starts beating DF over the head with it*
DF: Ow ouch oooh ouch...*he stands up and spits fire at Kak*
Kak: YIIIIIIIi! *hops into a puddle of water that suddenly appeared for no apparent reason*
Melissa: HEY stop fighting!!!!!
*Kak and DF both look at Melissa, shrug, and start beating the crap out of each other again*
Melissa: I SAID...*she transforms into a really large wolf and starts attacking Kak and DF*
Kak and DF:aaaah! Run!
*they run*
Melissa: I am gonna end this once and for all!
*jumps up and transforms back into herself, and kisses Kak*
Kak:*swoons*
DF: grrrr...*pulls out his blade and runs toward Kak*
Kak: uhn? *turns and right in time, jumps, flips over DF, and kicks him in the back, sending him sprawling into a cliff*
DF: *turns back around and extends his blade, 25 feet long, and starts swinging not caring who he hits*
Kak: Hey...WATCH IT WITH THAT THING! *jumps up, then ducks, then back steps, levitates, takes Melissa to safety...*
Melissa: hey you, put *hit* me *hit* down! Stop fighting both *hit* of *hit* you!!!
Kak: ouch, ah ah ah, ow, okay okay! DarkFlame!!! PLEASE STOP just finish me with one quick hit, before Melissa kills me!
Melissa: what is that supposed t...
DF: *swings his blade coming withing inches of Kak's head before Kak shoots a Kame-hame-ha at DF*
DF: aaah!...hey wait...what time is it?
Kak and Melissa: 10:30 pm
DF: YAY! let's go watch Itchy and Scratchy!
ALL: YAY! ITCHY AND SCRATCHY!
*the next day*
Kak and DF keep drawing guns larger then the others gun, going on for an infinity until Kak's reaches to the sun, and implodes...
*WAIT FOR PART 3 from DF!*

Made by Kakkarot

Dark Flame and Kakarot stand in opposite places.
Dark Flame(human form):I am tired of this.DARK FLAME!
Kakkarot: I am tired too.
Kakkarot starts charging himself n Energy until his hair is Yellow. DF Changes to Dark Flame God.
Dark Flame now looks Demonic and Kakarot looks the same but with Yellow Hair.
Kakkarot: This gonna be fun. KAME-KAME-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
A wave of energy comes out of kakkarot hands, DF jumps and levitates above it.
DF: RAISE THE HELLISH WAVES FROM UNDER THE EARTH I BECON YOU, SLAY MY ENEMY- FIRE COLUMN.
A fire Column comes out of the ground below Kak sending him backwards. DF laughs at Kak. Kak charges at DF with a Energy field surrounding him. Kak hits Dark Flame sending him downwards.
DF smashes in the ground. DF gets up, looks evily at Kak.
Melissa: I am leaving you two, weirdos.
Dark Flame looks at Kak: You know what about going to the club and get a couple of chicks?
Kak: I think thats a fair idea.
 

They go to the club.
 

Made By Dark Flame
 

Kak:ooooh look DBZ arcade game!
DF:nope, i am going for a swig of whiskey
Kak:you're too young
DF:this is a fanfic, i can do anything i want!
Kak:oh yeah...*makes cows appear on top of DF*
Kak laughs and falls over
DF:very funny...
DF drinks some whiskey and they go to the DBZ game
Kak inserts two quarters
Kak chooses SSGoku, DF chooses Super Vegeta
Kak does his meteor lashing kick, DF blocks, does a Rayon attack, which Kak dodges and then jumps up and comes down with a dozen hit kick, DF backslaps Kak IRL cause it hit DF, Kak laughs, looks back at game, does the Meteor smash 6 times, DF gets angry, does the quick forward combo, jumps up, flip kicks, does a Final Flash all in one motion, Kak jumps, shoots a SuuKamehameha, and they have a tug-of-war, which DF wins, but Kak blocks in time. Then Akira Toriyama walks in.
Akira:Hai!!!!
Kak and DF turn around
Kak and DF:AKIRA!
Akira:DAI CHOU!
Kak and DF:YEAH...what?
Akira walks to the game, takes over DF's controls and fights Kak, Kak quickly does the SuuKamehameha, Akira does one meteor smash with a Final Flash and a triple kick and defeats Kak in 3 seconds
Kak:you rule!
Akira:eh.....HAI! hehehe
DF:um...lets go...
 

Made by Kakkarot

History of this: Well this was done LOOOOONNNG ago with the Pseudo Brother of a former cyber gf of myne called Imokon. Although I read this and I am happy about it. I like reading what I write after a long time is like finding a missing piece.