Of Guards and Roof Tops

::Tyrus walks up to the boards with a rather old looking piece of parchment and sticks it up with a worn out dagger::

Tis an old story of how 2 friends came into a lil trouble with the law ( and cause a great deal of water damage to Yanqui's former office * which i know have a bill to pay for ::mutters:: *)

Above the Fighters Guild
You are standing high above the guild house. From here you can see all over the city. The roofs of the city allow you to wander around the city faster than anyone else in Moorgate !
Obvious Exits: North East NorthEast NorthWest SouthEast SouthWest Down
Players here: Golem(mounted upon a mule) Tyrus(mounted upon a horse)

Tyrus Shouts Party on the Fighters Roof!!!!

Tyrus Shouts ::takes out his Hack-Saw:: Hmm ::looks at the Fighters Roof:: HOLE GOES THERE!! Tyrus Shouts ::starts sawing a hole over Yanqui's office::

Peggyo Shouts Ifn ye startin guild wars ye will have trouble if ye unprepared to face the wrath ::peers at you::
Golem says 'Dont tell everyone bout the roof'
Suddenly Town Guards starting rushing in! It's a tip off!
Town Guard marches in
Town Guard marches in
Town Guard marches in
Town Guard marches in
Above the Fighters Guild
You are standing high above the guild house. From here you can see all over the city. The roofs of the city allow you to wander around the city faster than anyone else in Moorgate !
Obvious Exits: North East NorthEast NorthWest SouthEast SouthWest Down
Players here: Golem(mounted upon a mule) Tyrus(mounted upon a horse)
Monsters in Room: Town Guard Town Guard Town Guard Town Guard
Tyrus shouts "ACK!" and looks guilty.
Golem lets out a big "WOW!"
Golem says 'Look at all the guards'
"'Ello 'ello 'ello, what have we got 'ere then?" cries the Captain
"These boots are a bit too tight.' Mutters the guard.
Tyrus says 'RUN!! '
Tyrus chuckles away.
You see the guard checking everyone for signs of wrong doing.
Golem laughs happily.
"You're knicked sonny boy!" cries the captain and takes chase
Golem Shouts I hate guards!
Tyrus says 'Lets assas them'
You see the guard check his sword and sharpen the blade.
The guard marches around and makes his presence felt.
The guard marches around and makes his presence felt.
"I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you down to the station" says the Captain
Golem says 'I cant, skill not high enough'
Tyrus rolls about on the floor laughing!
"You have the right to remain silent"
The guard marches around and makes his presence felt.
Tyrus says 'Take me weenie man'
"You have the right to an attorney, blah blah blah"
And with that Golem and Tyrus are whisked off to jail!

Jail
It's dark, very dark!
Obvious Exits:
Players here: Tyrus(mounted upon a horse) Golem(mounted upon a mule)
Tyrus gives out a confused "HUH?"
Golem Shouts Ack!!*Uncle Golem*
Golem Shouts Im in jail!
Tyrus says 'I have never been here before'
You hear a door clang shut and everything goes pitch black
Tyrus Shouts HEY!! No fair
Golem Shouts Oh well, im gonna get drunk in the jailhouse!*Uncle Golem*
Tyrus says 'They jacked our weapons' Guard walks in
A guard stands at the exit and guards it silently
The guard laughs at some unheard joke.
Tyrus says 'I'm gonna kill him'
Golem says 'Not mine'
Tyrus advances towards guard bare handed!
Tyrus retreats
Tyrus UNPACKs a Well poisoned iron broad sword
Tyrus gives a low "Hur hur hur hur hur."
Tyrus says 'Always carry a back-up'
Tyrus charges with his light war horse and lunges his Well poisoned iron broad sword at Guard and hits for fatal damage
Guard is slain!
Guard had:
51 gold pieces
black cloak
The guards falls dead, an escape route is open!
Tyrus picks up all the gold in the room
Tyrus says 'East '
Golem wanders to the east, the mule plodding off at a slow trot.
Tyrus picks up a black cloak
Tyrus gallops to the east, spurring the horse to a fast gallop.
Tyrus says 'But where did my Dirk go?'
'You hear cries of "Stop! In the name of the law"'
Golem shouts "ACK!" and looks guilty.
Tyrus says 'To the guild'
Town Guard marches in
The Town Guard cries out as he recognizes Tyrus as an outlaw!
Town Guard advances towards Tyrus
Golem wanders to the south, the mule plodding off at a slow trot.
Town Guard marches in
The Town Guard cries out as he recognizes Tyrus as an outlaw!
Town Guard advances towards Tyrus
Town Guard marches in
Tyrus retreats
Tyrus gallops to the south, spurring the horse to a fast gallop.

On Immigrant Street in Moorgate
You come across a small, open air market where lots of people are buying things.
Obvious Exits: North South NorthEast NorthWest
Players here: Golem(mounted upon a mule)
Sea food vendor is offering a quest (use SHOW QUESTS)
Town Guard marches in
The pair flee!
You hear footsteps behind you, the guards are closing in!
And eventually they arive at the guild.
In an auditorium in the Rogues guild.
Wooden chairs surround a central plinth in this semi-circular room. A blackboard, covered in scholarly notes describing roguery skills, stands behind the plinth. The room is empty, save for a rogue scribbling furiously on a piece of parchment.
Obvious Exits: East
Players here: Golem(mounted upon a mule)
Tyrus gallops in from the east upon a large horse.
Tyrus gives a thoughtful "Hmm..."
You hear a banging on the doors of the guild
Golem Tells you: 'What did ye get us into?'
Tyrus says 'Uh-Oh '
Tyrus starts to cry.
"Let me in! Let me in! I have a warrant for the arrest of two criminals"
Golem says 'I dont think Yanqui liked the roof thing'
Tyrus says 'HIDE '
An unseen force gives out a "Woo!" of surprise!
Tyrus gives a low "Hur hur hur hur hur."
Tyrus says 'We have warrants out fer our arrest'
Golem says 'I know'
Tyrus Rogue's Guild shouts Uhh...OOPS
Golem says 'Im the kinda uncle that goes to jail now'
Tyrus rolls about on the floor laughing!

Meanwhile........

The doors of the guild are battered down and a swarm of guards start searching the guild, inch by inch

In the meeting hall of the Thieves Guild
This place is full of nooks and crannies that you can hide in. Long shadows are cast from the large bookcases that fill up the room. If you did not know any better you would have thought the room was designed to hide people.
Obvious Exits: North East
Jadrele, Guardian of Youth has a shop here which will sell items
Jadrele, Guardian of Youth is offering a quest (use SHOW QUESTS)
Town Guard marches in
Town Guard marches in
Town Guard marches in
Town Guard marches in
Town Guard marches to the south
Town Guard marches to the south
In a room full of dummies and wires in the Thieves Guild
This room appears to be set up so younger thieves can try out their skills in the art of picking pockets. Simple wire and bell devices look to act as warning signals that you are not doing well. A button is here to examine.
Obvious Exits: West
Sir Charles Litton, the Phantom has a shop here which will teach skills
Sir Charles Litton, the Phantom is offering a quest (use SHOW QUESTS)
Town Guard marches in from the west
Town Guard marches in
Town Guard marches in
Town Guard marches in
In the meeting hall of the Thieves Guild
This place is full of nooks and crannies that you can hide in. Long shadows are cast from the large bookcases that fill up the room. If you did not know any better you would have thought the room was designed to hide people.
Obvious Exits: North East
Monsters in Room: Town Guard
Jadrele, Guardian of Youth has a shop here which will sell items
Jadrele, Guardian of Youth is offering a quest (use SHOW QUESTS)
Town Guard marches in from the east
Town Guard marches in
Town Guard marches in
In an auditorium in the Rogues guild.
Wooden chairs surround a central plinth in this semi-circular room. A blackboard, covered in scholarly notes describing roguery skills, stands behind the plinth. The room is empty, save for a rogue scribbling furiously on a piece of parchment.
Obvious Exits: East
Players here: Golem(hidden) (mounted upon a mule) Tyrus(hidden) (mounted upon a horse)

Tyrus shouts "ACK!" and looks guilty.
Tyrus says 'OUT '
Golem Shouts Great, now I have a record!*Uncle Golem*
Golem Shouts And i didnt do a thing!
Tyrus says 'We have ta bounce'
Golem says 'Why? '
Tyrus says 'Guards '
Town Guard marches in from the east
Town Guard marches in from the east
Tyrus says 'I told ya we should have run'
You see the guard checking everyone for signs of wrong doing.
Tyrus shouts "ACK!" and looks guilty.
Golem sneaks to the east, the mule plodding off at a slow trot.
The Town Guard seems to be looking around suspicously...
Tyrus sneaks to the east, spurring the horse to a fast gallop.

Golem Tells Tyrus: 'Im runnin'
Tyrus tells Golem 'meet at north gate'
Golem Tells Tyrus: 'ok'
And with that our dangerous duo flee to the north gate!
Tyrus Guild shouts I AM SOO SORRY ROGUES!!! :Tyrus:
Midnightrogue Guild shouts Sorry about what, Tyrus?
Golem Tells Tyrus: 'Im under north gate'
Tyrus Guild shouts Go into the guild..ye will see
Shifty Man enters from the south
Golem Guild shouts Many guards in the guild!
Midnightrogue Tells Tyrus: 'What's wrong?'
Shifty Man says 'Quick, quick, I know a bolt hole'
Shifty Man says 'Where you can hide up from the fuzz!'
Golem says 'Where? '
Shifty Man says 'Come this way lads, and stop lurking in the gutter like that'
And the strange man leads the pair northwards to aplace just outiside the town.
Shifty Man peers about the road, checking for anyone who might be watching
Tyrus says 'Uhh '
Shifty Man whistles a merry tune.
Shifty Man acts nonchalant
Shifty Man Searches ...
Shifty Man finds a secret way below!
Shifty Man says 'Head down, beneath the city!'
Midnightrogue Guild shouts There's about 6 guards in the guild.
Golem wanders below, the mule plodding off at a slow trot.
Tyrus gallops below, spurring the horse to a fast gallop.
Hidey hole
A secret hiding place beneath the town, no-one will find you here.
Obvious Exits:
Players here: Golem(mounted upon a mule) Tyrus(mounted upon a horse)
Tyrus lets out a big "WOW!"
Golem lets out a big "WOW!"
Midnightrogue Guild shouts What did you two do? *eyes Golem and Tyrus*
Golem Guild shouts Nothin
Shifty Man says 'Stay here for a while until the cops have passed by'
Shifty Man says 'I'll tell you when you're safe to come out'
"Oops" says Tyrus, and tries to find a hole to hide in.
Tyrus says 'This is actually kind o fun tho'
Golem says 'No lie'
Golem says 'Im havin much fun'
Tyrus tells Midnightrogue 'We were drinkin on the fighters roof'
Dellusion Guild shouts Ya they almost got me too!1 *-=(DeLLuSioN)=-*
Golem says 'Wanna get drunk shifty man?'
Tyrus rolls about on the floor laughing!
Golem gives a sly smile.
You hear the sound of clamping feet running above your head
Tyrus tells Midnightrogue 'Then like 8 guards show up'
Tyrus tells Midnightrogue 'they arrest us'
Midnightrogue Guild shouts If you are an outlaw, don't come into the guild for a while. There are a ton of guards at the guild
Midnightrogue Guild shouts Entrance.
You can hear a lot of people searching the area above you.
Dellusion Guild shouts Now ye tell me! hehe *-=(DeLLuSioN)=-*
Golem Guild shouts No lie! Tyrus tell Midnightrogue 'I lost my dirk ::Frowns::
and now me and Golem both have warrents out fer our arrest'
Tyrus: Midnightrogue Tells you: 'Lost your dirk?'
Tyrus says 'I just told mid'
Golem says 'Me too'
Tyrus tells Midnightrogue 'Ya..when we got arrested they took it'
Shifty Man says 'I think they've given up the chase now'
Shifty Man says 'Not very dedicated our men in blue, eh guv?'
Golem says 'Nope '
Golem says 'They are also broke'
Shifty Man says 'I think you're safe to leave now though'
Shifty Man Searches ...
Shifty Man finds a secret way above!
Golem says 'What is yer name mister?'
You start to mutter to yourself.
Shifty Man says 'Don't never ask a man his name in this business eh guv?'
Shifty Man looks shifty and checks no-one is watching
Golem says 'True about that'
Shifty Man says 'Right, I've got things to do, places to see, deals to strike'
Shifty Man says 'You two lads watch out, the cops will be on yer scent for a while now'
Golem says 'Wanna get drunk?'
Golem says 'Can I give ye somethin in return?'
Golem drops his cool ogre ale
Shifty Man picks up a cool ogre ale
Shifty Man drinks a cool ogre ale
Shifty Man drinks a cool ogre ale
Shifty Man says 'Ahhh, that's good beer, good beer'
Golem says 'Thank ye much'
Tyrus says 'Don't ferget about me golem'
Golem drops his cool ogre ale
Golem drops his cool ogre ale
Shifty Man says 'Now, I gotta scarper, otherwise they'll be onto me as well'
Golem says 'Take all that'
Shifty Man picks up a cool ogre ale and puts it in his herb/potion pouch
Shifty Man picks up a cool ogre ale and puts it in his herb/potion pouch
Shifty Man gives a quick wave.
Golem says 'Im goin out'
Tyrus says 'Hold on'

And with that our intrepid duo leaves the hiding place and brave the dangers of the world once more, pausing only to get totally sloshed in a nearby bar.

:: this post is dedicated to all my former guild members/friends/family who to my knowledge no long visit the lands ( Uncy Golem, Middy, Broui, Pro... ) :: BE WELL ALL!!! WE HAD SOME GREAT TIMES TOGETHER!!

::and with that all said tyrus dissappears back into the shadows::

*if you were left out im sorry....me memory does not serve me as well as it used to*