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[ Malice ] On "oclan"


If anyone has ever had a [ Malice ] character then you have had some fun times on "oclan". Where its talking about one another or just being stupid, we in [ Malice ] sure know how to have a good time on "oclan". Numerous times we have had our "oclan" channel turned off and numerous times each of us has been nochanneled. Personally I think the imms understand us and know that the way we are is part of our RP. So for your enjoyment and entertainment we at [ Malice ] decided to let everyone read what we do. Hold your stomach and prepare to laugh.


Not done in any order of days or by quantity. When we think something is funny we will add it and post the date it was said.. Enjoy..

*Note* Not wise to drink liquid while reading.



*July 6th 2001- Added DSL Funnies!*

After a couple requests to add in DSL funnies of OOC comments and generally stupid stuff I thought what the hell. So there it is, Enjoy!



*Jul 16th, 2001 - Update!*

I had actually thought of removing the Malice oclan page due to some complaint. But now no way in hell will this page be removed. If you dont like this page or whats on this page then by all means I ask you to lick my balls and kiss my ass, Thank You


*Aug 4th, 2001 - Update!*

Nissah has been Denied!! I know alot probably is happy but who really cares.. Cause the dick is big and i still don't give a fuck. Guess the imms are happy with that one.. Nissah's spirit lives on...


*Aug 11th, 2001 - Update!*

Well I got site banned on DSL cause Scorn wants to be a lil punk bitch, but it's all good. He likes to worry bout petty things on "his mud" rather than worry bout the bigger shit that goes on in that realm. It's kinda funny, either Scorn is lieing or I was set up. People like the oclan page here and laughed about it and all that I say, yet behind my back they talk to Scorn saying I should be revoked from playing. To all who petitioned Scorn to have me removed, you know who you are, please by all means lick the very inner of my asshole and suck on the bottom skin of my nuts.

Jul 3rd, 2001 - Malice "oclan" Enjoy!

Daimos OOC Clan: 'not many fools would admit to spending days listening to bethoven, playin chess with G's and smokin blunts all day'

Kalun OOC Clan: 'back to using what browsers were really created for...looking at nudity'

Jul 5th, 2001 - Malice "oclan" Enjoy!

Nissah OOC clan: 'damn on Kylia's pic on dsl page u can see her chars ass in the pic.. its kinda sexy too'

Ehlreth OOC Clan: 'my balls itch

Masijic OOC Clan: 'I cant help it if I really am hung like an ogre.'

Ryec OOC Clan: 'Actually, I heard you were hung like a water beetle'

Masijic OOC Clan: 'Take the cock from your mouth before you EVER try to talk to me.'

Ehlreth OOC Clan: '*slaps masijic with it*'

Masijic OOC Clan: 'Why'd you slap me with your own penis?'


Jul 6th, 2001- DSL Funnies Enjoy!


M'Kaath OOC: 'If a bunch of people think I'm gay after tonight I'm gonna have to slap you around. :P'

Kregor OOC: 'does rain make albinos horny? :P'

Kregor OOC: 'how am I supposed to know? I thought your family was all screwed up like you are :)'

Kregor OOC: 'hey Alistian, how bout Scorn's comment about him dreaming me and connor were making sweet love...?'

Kheldan OOC: 'If I sing a song for you can I get some mad monkey love?'

Tasp's title "Tasp, Rear Admirable [Carmada]"

Faxe clan gossips 'okay now im never coming out' (5 minutes later - Faxe got ***DESTROYED*** by Aerte.)

Agtinon tells you 'No, I wanted alistian'

Eccles OOC: 'Bit you sillyu, in haha oh yes he went ToE temple guard'

You tell Agtinon 'Gills is wearing a scooby doo shirt in his IRL pic.'

You tell Agtinon 'you know, my brother is gay, and he wears scooby doo shit.'

Zekk OOC: 'hahaha you guys are like really oh never mind irs 2 AM i don't care'

[46 D-Elf Mag] [ Black Robes ] (Cowboy Boot in Ass) Zalandra Mi'Hana Magus of Black (was my char sad to say)

Falahandra tires of the ways of Malice and decides to add her enchanting abilites to Malice.

You OOC: 'Bystrick doesn't have boobs, he just has saggy man-breasts.'

Ericka says 'I want to tie that fucker down in front of my headlights some day and just burn his ass'

Sa'arene tells you 'Tencheu says (to You) '(ooc) so i hear your a model?'

Jhervais tells you 'I'm really moody at times'

Haar OOC: 'im a fucking minotaur like i know the difference in spelling'

Kheldan OOC: 'bkalfdioafvfdk'

Valkure OOC: 'WELL, FUCK YOUR WEAR WORDS AGTINON YOU PIECE OF WORTHLESS DOGPOOPY :) :) :) :) :) :) EAT THIS ONE BOYZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

Shal'kar OOC: '*has 6 outdated of armor but to cash to five enchanters* :( BTW wearing all this armor gives me +20 damage'

Mosly eats magical nuts.

Agtinon OOC: 'if you stare at one line of text for long enough, it almost feels like you're in Algoron.'

Niebelung OOC: 'DO YOU BEEEEEEELIEVE IN LOVE AFTER LOVE???????????? DO YOU BEEELIEV4E IN LOVE AFTER LOVE? DO YOU BELIEVVVVVE IN LOVE AFTER LOVE? DO YOU BEEELIEVE IN LOVE AFTER LOVE?'

Agtinon OOC: 'Celine Dion was trying to rap to Juvenile'

Agtinon OOC: 'I was like, "go back to canada."'

Hystren OOC: 'Yesterday, I fucked my mom. It was NIFTY'

Ericka OOC: 'Hystren, give me your phone number'

Hystren OOC: '1-800-WET-TITS'

Samel OOC: 'If anybody is wondering this is my second character, I am Urthog'

You tell Varyn 'If you don't make it to the meeting, I'm going to tie you down against a bed and rape you lots of times.'

Varyn tells you 'don't give me incentives not to be there..'

You tell Agtinon 'I like having a normal sized asshole...If I got raped, I wouldn't shit right.'

Helmsley OOC: '1......2...is this on? Jimi hit me with that triple h shiiiiiiitttttt!'

Agtinon OOC: 'Wryllish use to holy word to knock people from hiding'

Scorn OOC: 'Me and Agt wil be chillen rtolling a phat spliff and yelling at tdem fly ass coochies. :)

Scorn OOC: 'I saw Viedels info mercial. :) "You too can make money without leaving the comfort of your own bed. You too can be a HO!"'

You strangle Milek but he seems unaffected by the lack of air!

A Furbie OOC: 'No, I will never shut up!'

Valceth OOC: 'help help parent going insaine dance everwhere please help somone they ahve craked''

Ericka OOC: 'Fduul, what does your title mean. I don't speak retard.'

Amargein OOC: 'i like to listen to backstreet boys and play pokemon, its fun'

Kwiteen OOC: 'give your head to a friend'

Sera quests 'i look at it and it is a he but yet i poke it and its a her'

Draedas OOC: 'Jherv how many un afk hours you got?' Agtinon OOC: '3'

You tell Agtinon 'When you get down to 50, we need to have a vigil of DSL.'

You tell Agtinon 'I'll set up candles, buy some reeses peanut butter cups, etc.'

Sildorf auctions: 'anyone wanting to buy enchanting touches?'

Ericka auctions: 'Sildorf, try to maintain some kind of intelligence.'

Sildorf auctions: 'Ericka ... SHUDUP'

Rhanagar clan gossips 'sorry i don't do multiple ragers'

Helmsley OOC: 'i love those breasts'

Fduul OOC: 'POTIONS ARE FOR PUSSIES'

Paziameira quests 'The suli is a cheap softling'

Prospal OOC Clan: 'Ok, we've got all the kender herded into one place, now we just need a medieval nuke or somethin :P'

Agtinon tells you 'afk, need pee'

Gildwulf OOC: 'lucent/paziameira gtell must be so boring: *clicks her teeth in annoyance* this blows noones here *smiles wearily* yea lets go to the red room and make out'

Sking OOC: 'well, fuck this bullshit'

Kheldan OOC: 'I live in canada and I am albino'

Kheldan OOC: 'I blend witht he snow.'

Kheldan OOC: 'ack my arse is itchy brb.'

Thanks for Playing DSL. And thanks for playing with Agtinon,

You OOC: 'Arlene tells you 'hey what was that'

Agtinon's Gerbil OOC: 'WHOOO Agtinon, what did you eat for dinner???????'

Agtinon's Gerbil OOC: 'Hey, LET ME OUT OF HERE! Anyone know a way to dissolve duck tape?'

Agtinon's Gerbil OOC: 'You chew on it., its the only thing between me and death!'

Agtinon's Gerbil OOC: '*Chants to Agtinon* Let me people GO!'

Agtinon's Gerbil OOC: 'hey...cool....a QUARTER!'

Agtinon's Gerbil OOC: 'OH NO! It's ATTACK OF THE ONE EYED SNAKE AGAIN!'

Agtinon's Gerbil OOC: 'Put me back in Viedel? at least he petted me'

And thanks for putting up Viedels lack of humor.

Scorn OOC: 'Tencheu prays 'I didnt find it funny *shrugs*'

Scorn OOC: 'I swear, some people are just too protecxtive of their gerbils...'

Hamilton skips happily away from Valor hall

guild hamilton loner

Vahlon OOC: '*trip* Oh, how'd my hand end up down your pants? And oh!, how did my dick end up out of MY pants?!"'

Kheldan OOC: 'unless dick ment richard..and if it did I have even more questions for you....'

Mergote OOC: 'come here and let me land it 1 in 20 times on you Mr. Paladin'

Mergote OOC: 'rp is what makes dsl fun'

[ 1 TGnome Mag] Jhervase.

Lucent utters the words, 'pzah wzhar'. You feel momentarily warmer. Lucent is in excellent condition.

Brazeldorf tells you 'stupid enchanter, i told her i need area to repop and she says "ok! i'll wait here!'

Atosennim OOC: 'For some gay reason I start hitting the wrong keys :p'

Toshiharu tells you 'Why can't I grope Chieron?'

Toshiharu tells you 'mistell'

Ishamael tells you 'If I die, I leave my porno lesbian sticker collectible sheet, my 16.2 dsl eggs, and a poster of my brother permorning anal sex with a dog.'

Tempesta has been kicked out of [ Pirates ]

Kerbyne has been kicked out of [ Pirates ]

Tencheu has been kicked out of [ Pirates ]

Bael has been kicked out of [ Pirates ]

Nerall has been kicked out of [ Pirates ]

Jave has been kicked out of [ Pirates ]

[BROADCAST from Scorn] If you were renegaded by Viedel depature tantrum, please pray up. :)

Scorn OOC: 'Its VALENTINES day!'

Scorn OOC: 'I get SEX tonight!'

[ BROADCAST from Scorn ] Double exp!'

Paziameira utters the words, 'hafiaea'.

Paziameira summons forth a massive tornado!

Paziameira's blast of wind doesn't carry you away.

A violent tornado picks up Ishamael and lifts them away!

Paziameira's blast of wind doesn't carry (An Imm) away.

A violent tornado picks up all the objects in the room and lifts them away!

Gildwulf OOC: '(An Imm) tells you '*whispered* How big is your... soulthief..'

Agtinon OOC: 'Knighthood I can do, mudsex with Jhervais. What about Slayers? Kheldan still won't have mudsex with me.

Gildwulf OOC: 'i have to type one handed when i read agtinons description'

Agtinon OOC: ':slaps Avraham and throws him in the dungeon: Gildwulf will be down there shortly...don't drop the soap.'

Gildwulf OOC: 'nah i glue soap to the floor'

Agtinon OOC Clan: 'I'm spanking it right now, what do you need? :)'

Scorn OOC: 'and graphics and whewther ot not Tanlis shows you his hooters or not.'


Jul 6th, 2001 - Malice "oclan" Enjoy!


Grumbul OOC Clan: '*GASP* the shaman made my dingaling disappear'


Jul 7th, 2001- DSL Funnies Enjoy!


Jamelia OOC Clan: Man Daryesh you suck

Daryesh OOC Clan: Only guys dear only guys :)

Jamelia OOC Clan: I'm supposed to be married to you?

Daryesh OOC Clan: Damn I blew my fucking cover

Ebyl continues ramming in and out of you, his orgasm finally releasing in a massive wave as your ass receives his cum, he shudders, his knee's wobbling slightly before recovering and extracting himself from you, his cock a mess still

Elhaym shivers as Ebyl's cum drips out of her ass, she moans, and closes her eyes, gently slipping down off the tree.

Elhaym gently turns around and blinks at Ebyl.

Ebyl chuckles a bit, dressing himself, looking down at your quivering form near the base of the tree.

Elhaym gently parts her fishnet clad legs, and runs her finger over her cunt and down to her cum filled ass.

Elhaym takes a bit of Ebyl's cum, and brings it to her lips, licking it gently.

Ebyl chuckles softly watching you with a slight grin.

Elhaym covers her breasts and pussy from your eyes.

Jul 12th, 2001- DSL Funnies Enjoy!


You breath forth a cone of fire.
An iron cauldron ignites and burns!

Brazeldorf tells the group '*gets out his lag dildo and has sex with your charger*'

The ghost of Drikar tells you 'am i being tested?'

You tell The ghost of Drikar 'You are being ignored' Drikar has been tell-disabled for you.

Rheivan clan gossips 'Independence breeds chaos. Submit and be strong. Death is patient. It flows both from without and from within. Be vigilant in all and skeptical of all. One who follows the heart finds it wil bleed. Oh...and I love Perimedes!'

(An Imm) shivers and suffers

(An Imm) says 'I have 762/762 hp 530/530 mana 466/466 mv 61000 xp.'

Yalon OOC: 'I had sex with Gerbil Today!'

Yalon OOC: 'hotliaps is awht we calls this girlsa t oru school'

Yalon OOC: 'asree, no he' smaing drap up'

Yalon OOC: 'crpa, tha tas type.'

Yalon OOC: 'that dmeon staffs is 8/8 and that flaming dreagerr is like.................a flamring dagge.r'


Jul 12th, 2001 - Malice "oclan" Enjoy!


Ma'Dek OOC Clan: 'DAMN, I swear I broke my nut.'

Ma'Dek OOC Clan: 'I think I laid down last night and fell asleep with it between my legs..'

[51 Human War] [ Malice ] (WANTED) Gildwulf Zoran WE JUST

[51 Human Wlk] [ Malice ] (WANTED) Ra'Charr Zoran FULL

[50 Human War] [ Malice ] (WANTED) Yalon Rinji LOOTED

[49 H-Ogre Asn] [ Malice ] (WANTED) Naamah AOSHI

Yalon OOC Clan: 'Yalon lights his fat ass water bong! Agtinon dissapears!'

Ma'Dek OOC Clan: 'I was doing this girl right, and Jubbie just pops in'

Ma'Dek OOC Clan: '*releases a very special, and very high degree of spermination all over Lyndell's face* I love you sweetheart.'

Ma’Dek OOC Clans: 'You had best watch out... I would really like to rape it... And fire off my tube snakes poisonous venom in your eyes'


Jul 16th, 2001 - Awww Someone Got Mad At Me


Seems some people will do anything in the world to get back at someone for something they don't like, but if your like me you probably dont give a big fuck either..


[43 Human Asn] [ Malice ] (DORK) Nissah Almarai, Not Your Average (DORK)


Jul 18th, 2001 - DSL Funnies Enjoy!


Cho'manno OOC Clan: 'I admit alot of things that arn't true ;)'

Malbratin OOC: 'please, everyone congratulate Malbratin after escaping with 28 hp from a nice big gang bang, having already used up his withstead death'

Saffarion OOC: 'I would've saved you, but I don't like you. :P'

[51 Human Wlk] [ Pirates ] (WANTED) Tical Shui. its my duty to loot that booty

Tical applias a potion gourd of enlarge to "stanley"

Aryissa OOC: 'I think a immi should join valors 51 team :p'

(An Imm) OOC: 'can i join their 68?'

Isilton OOC: 'be nice, everyone has their down years :P'

Jholtras OOC: 'but valor has been down for like 3 years'

Sachiel OOC: 'holy beating.'

Corlinia OOC: 'but then they marry each other. Vallenwood = Alabama.'

Lindroz tells the group '*pictures Juraan playing with the necrucifer doll saying 'I will reap your soul!''

Arsit clan gossips 'Meetus de Cow-ard.'

Navik OOC Clan: 'brb, gonna have my "I'm bored to death and have no life" cigarette.'

Gildwulf OOC: '"a group of renegade (knights/paladins/clowns) raided my hometown and raped and pillaged my "daughter/sister/mother". Now i seek "revenge/a home/boobies"'

Saffarion OOC: 'Burnage.'

Nerod OOC: 'Tranox, if you can't say anything mean, don't say anything at all.'

Slaurone says 'ever do it with a mino?'

Slaurone says 'we ride like a bull'

Liryan OOC Clan: 'buy all of Thax's pubs, make them serve only water. :)'


Jul 25th, 2001- DSL Funnies Enjoy!


Krangon ask 'is Gypsy really a mudsex clan?'

Tilal gossips 'sorcia dances on tables it says so in the clan personality test'

Tilal gossips 'does anyone else think sorcia should open a strip club???'


Jul 26th, 2001- DSL Funnies Enjoy!


Daeryl tells you 'next time you fight Andriana and she flees, you should say "thanks for the panties, now i have something to remember you by, btw they smell GREAT!!"

Daeryl tells you 'i'd do it but, Shadow Knight...honor and all that..."


Jul 30th, 2001- Malice "oclan" Enjoy!


Cernik OOC clan: 'shit'

Cernik OOC clan: 'my little 12 year old sister just busted me blazing a bowl'

Grumbul OOC Clan: 'heh'

Ehlreth OOC Clan: 'HAHAHAHHAHHA'

Grumbul OOC Clan: 'is she hot?'

Ehlreth OOC Clan: 'blazzzzzzed!'

Ehlreth OOC Clan: 'rofl gurm'

Cernik OOC clan: 'and she ran to the bathroom and is crying and was like 'i don't wanna talk to you''

Grumbul OOC Clan: 'heh e'

Aetsen OOC Clan: 'rofl'

Ehlreth OOC Clan: 'ahhahahahahaha'

Ehlreth OOC Clan: 'make her cry!'

Cernik OOC clan: 'i'm 'whatever bitch, go tell mom. i'll smoke her up.''

Ehlreth OOC Clan: 'ask her if she wants a puff'


Aug 3rd, 2001- DSL Funnies Enjoy!


Andelas OOC Kingdom: 'Knock it off or I'll whip out my pecker.'

Jurann OOC: 'that better be the top of a dog's head in foo's lap.'

Jurann OOC: 'his smile is way too big.'


Aug 11th, 2001- Malice "oclan" Enjoy!


Zalithain OOC Clan: 'After I choked her, the bitch was complaining about a sore throat, so I told her it was because I rammed my dick in her mouth and shot my load down it'

Zalithain OOC Clan: 'that shut her up'



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