Narrative Voice: We've all know that the show Buffy the Vampire slayer has had its bad relationships. Sometimes it could be consider Jerry Springer material.
(Camera pans to Jared Spronger)
Jared Spronger: Hello, I'm Jared Spronger and I want to welcome you to today's episode of Jared Spronger. Today we'll talk about people and their demonic lovers; right after this commercial break.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
Jared: Welcome back to the Jared Spronger Show. Let's meet Buffy.
(Camera pans to Buffy who is sitting with one chair on one side of her and two on the other side)
Buffy: Hey!
(Audience claps loudly)
Jared: Now Buffy, you're in High School, right?
Buffy ::smiles:: Just graduated.
Jared: And you're a ::questionable:: slayer?
(Audience claps)
Buffy: That's right.
Jared: How long had you'd been dating your boyfriend?
Buffy: Just about 2 years
Jared: Let's bring out her 242 year-old vampire boyfriend, Angel.
(Audience claps. A few people boo)
(Angel takes the seat next to Buffy)
Jared: Angel, tell us a little about your relationship with Buffy.
Angel: Well Buffy and I met and about one year into the relationship something happened.
Jared: Buffy would you care to explain.
Buffy::hotly:: Well I kind of gave him a happy and he went physco on me!
(Audience gasps)
Jared: Well that's just one of the problems in their relationship. After the commercial break we'll bring out Buffy's friends!
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
Jared: And we're back! Let's bring out Buffy's friends Willow and Xander.
(Audience claps)
(Willow and Xander take their place next to Buffy. Willow sitting on Buffy's right. Xander is next to Willow)v Jared: Now tell us your feelings about Angel.
Willow::shyly:: I've never really liked him. I mean he's always made me feel nervous around him soo I guess I've learned to be wary around him. But there's a plus side as well; he's saved my life a couple times.
Jared: What about you Xander.
Xander: I've always hated that -bleep-. He stole Buffy away and made her act all lovesick. I call him Deadboy just to make him annoyed. I wish that -bleep-in vampire never came to town. (Angel gets up and Xander gets up. Angel pushes Xander back. Xander falls down but gets up and punches Angel)
Angel: I didn't steal that -bleep- away from you. You never had her.
Xander::madly:: How dare you?
(Security guards stopped the fight)
Jared: Well that was fun.
(Buffy slaps Angel)
Buffy: That's what you think of me!?
Angel::just realized what he said to Xander:: No I didn't mean that!
Jared: And this concludes today's episode on Demonic Lovers. Tomorrow, Love Triangles!
