Uh...right...

Go Ark, get yo rhyme on.

Kinda creepy...no?

There she is. Bloody (Hard) Mary. Unless you're like me and use a save state editor. Then she's no problem. One hit and *poof* she's gone.

None of these affect the game, but it's funny.

Ooo, I'm scared.

Hitoderon (the boss is the starfish, not the dragon)

Whole bunch of weirdos in Neotokio, let me tell you.

Electricity and the telephone are invented. Woohoo!

There are so many typos in this game, it's kinda sad.

Security Robot

Um...you're...welcome?