Lord Victory: Ruler of half of Cairus

Tervy: Dammit Beary, where the hell is my coffee?!
Mizzay: It should be right where you left it, Mr. Victory.
Tervy: How many times do I have to tell you, serving wench? I am to be addressed as Lord Victory!
Mizzay: Uh Ren...
Tervy: Lord Victory!
Mizzay: Right. Fine. Whatever. Like I was saying, don't you think you are taking this job just a bit too seriously? I mean, just because we're Maxims, that doesn't give you the right to make crazy demands.
Tercho: And never call her a serving wench again, "your highness"!
Tervy: Oh, so the illustrious janitor has decided to be a rebellious upstart, has he? Perhaps then, Mr. Chowery, we shall demote you to sewage treatment somewhere. The council of elders doesn't much like your kind above ground anyway.
Tercho: Believe me. It would be a step up from where you started out.
Tervy: Guards, dispatch this filth to Alrique Valley for immediate torture and pod storage.
Mizzay: Please, Lord Victory, don't make him into an energy sac. He's human and-
Tervy: He's not human, Ms. Beary, not by a long shot. If we considered him equal to us Maximus Sapiens, the entire Third War would have been in vain.
Mizzay: But he's intelligent, kind, and clearly worthy of life, even if he is a Sapo Minor. Can't you just forward his ownership papers to me? Consider it an early Christmas bonus. Please, just this once? For me?
Tervy: Gasp, was that a religious reference I heard coming from those sweet lips? I think the elders might have something to say about that.
Mizzay: It was just a figure of spee-
Tervy: I heard what you said, wench, and I know what road you're headed down if I report you. However, let's say I don't report you, that instead I let you and your little boyfriend free from my wrath.
Mizzay: I'm listening.
Tervy: It's as simple as this: one night with me in Victory Mansion.
Mizzay: To do what, pray tell?
Tervy: Just some wild, hot, though protected-
Tercho: Don't do it, Mya! It's not worth it!
Mizzay: I catch your drift Lord Victory, You may have me for one night, and I'm gone!
Tervy: Excellent, Ms. Beary. Tonight, you will know true ecstasy.
Tercho: Nooooo!!