ࡱ>  Root Entry( JrwoMatOST@mowoMMMN0-ND ( JrMicrosoft Works MSWorksWPDoc9q Episode Thirteen The portal dumped Timmy and the others right in the cockpit of the [i]Millenium Falcon[/i]. Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Chewbacca the Wookiee all turpect the ship? Timmy asked. They dont usually send in teams to inspect ships that the leader of the Empires been flying, Han replied. We can wait here as long as we want, I guess. But Im getting thirsty, said Timmy. I wanna see if they have anything to eat. And meesa hungry! said Jar Jar. And I kinda need to go to the bathroom, said Ash. All right, all right, Han said, sitting up straight and holding up his hands. Ill figure out some system here. Of course, someone wilS$$T%-* *.8*8*8*8*=/8d8*%t+8*R*T Episode Thirteen The portal dumped Timmy and the others right in the cockpit of the [i]Millenium Falcon[/i]. Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Chewbacca the Wookiee all turned in their seats and stared at arrivals. Fortunately, Darth Vader had landed on the bottom of the pile; they couldnt see him yet. What in the name of-- Luke began, but seemingly couldnt decide what the name was he was exclaiming. Hi, Timmy said. Jar Jar, get off of me! Timmy struggled out of the pile of bodies and stood awkwardly in the cockpit door. Jar Jar? Obi-Wan said. Oh, no... Hey, das me! said Jar Jar. Jar Jar Binks, Obi-Wan said, reminiscing. Now thats a name I havent heard in a long time... What is this, a family reunion? Han asked. Okay, what are you clowns doing in my ship? That is what Id like to know, Gandalf said. This landing has thrown my back completly out. Well, youd better get up and strapped in, said Han. Id hate to see what would happen to you if you were lyin on top of each other like this when we come out of hyperspace. Darth Vader finally spoke up. Did you say Hyperspace? Can it be that Ive finally arrived in a [i]civilized[/i] world? Where are we? Nearing the Alderaan system, Wheezy, Han said, still not able to see who the voice was coming from. Arrival in two minutes. You heard him, Vader said. Everyone get off of me! Then he began lifting them with the Force and moving them to the side. Finally, he got up and stood before the crew and passengers of the [i]Falcon[/i]. Chewbacca roared. Han drew his blaster. Obi-Wan ignited his lightsaber. Luke just stared. But Vader held up his hand. Vader, remember! Goku said. Peace and love! I havent forgotten, my friend, Vader said. Yes, I am a changed man. Youre more machine than man, said Obi-Wan. Okay, Im a changed machiney-man thingy, then. The point is, Im not going to kill you or anything. I have been enlightened. I have turned to the nobler things in life. Oh, good, Im glad thats settled, said Luke. Now, lets forget about our petty squabbles. Solo, I believe you were about to bring us out of Hyperspace? Please do so, before we crash into the planet. Han grabbed a lever and slid it back. The mottled colors of Hyperspace faded and starlines appeared, which slowly receded into stars, points of light infinite light years away. But the planet Alderaan was no where to be seen. Whats happening? Luke cried. I dont know, I set the coordinates for Alderaan, and we come out in the middle of an asteroid field! But where is it? Krillin asked. Thats what Im tryin to say, Baldy. It aint here, its been totally blown away. Destroyed, Obi-Wan said ominously. Destroyed by the Empire. Hey, are you implying something? Darth Vader said. Lookie lookie lookie! Jar Jar said. A spaceship! But whats it doing way out here? Luke said. Yeah, thats a short-range fighter. Han said. No hyperdrive. Mustve gotten lost from a convoy, or something. Blast it outta the sky! Krillin screamed. Kill it! Krillin, Vader scolded. Youre so violent. Settle down! I-cant-help-it, Krillin said. He started hyperventelating. Oh, lets just ignore him and follow that spaceship, Luke said. Look, its heading towards that small moon. A few seconds of silence followed. Then Obi-Wan spoke. Thats no moon, he said ominously. Thats an egg. It was true. What they had before thought was just a moon was, in fact, the largest battle station any of them had ever seen. But it was oval in shape, like a giant metal chicken egg. It had two giant superlaser focus lenses, below which was a large nose and ridiculous moustache. The lenses served as eyes for the face. Lets blast it, then! said Krillin. Blow it outta the sky! Are you crazy? Me against [i]that[/i] thing? Han Solo turned from his hunched-over position and glared at Krillin. Someone tie him up in the back, with the droids. But they must die! The must diiiie! Krillin continued kicking and screaming as Obi-Wan and Goku dragged him to the rear compartments. Great. Now were caught in a tractor beam. Go figure. Han waved his hands in exasperation, then flopped back in his chair. There isnt room enough for us all in the hidden compartments. Anyone got any ideas of how we can get out of this? Well, I have one, said Timmy. Actually, it should be fairly obvious. Darth Vader, I believe you are still in control of the Empire, right? Of course... said Vader. Lets get ready, Han said. *~*~*~*~* The tractor beam sat the [i]Millenium Falcon[/i] down in the landing bay gently. Han had extended the landing gear before they were brought inside the space station, then hid in the back to avoid being seen. The landing ramp descended, and Darth Vader calmly stepped down it and onto the floor. He demanded to see who had dared to grab the ship that belonged to the second-in-command of the Empire in with a tractor beam. The stormtrooper captain wondered why Vader would be traveling in an unmarked cargo transport, but of course didnt voice any of his questions. He hurried off to fetch his commander. A few minutes of impatient waiting later, and Vader was face-to-face with the leader of the entire space station. He was a rotund man, but with long, skinny legs, and an incredibly bushy moustache, like the one built onto the battle station. He wore the uniform of an Imperial Grand Admiral, and walked with an obvious pride about him. Lord Vader, he said. An honor to finally meet you. It always is, said Vader. Im deeply sorry for any inconvinience in your arrival. I do hope that you wont take your anger out on any of my men. We hadnt been notified that you would be coming to visit. An unnanounced inspection, Im assuming? Correct, Admiral-- Eggman. I dont suppose you would have heard of me, would you? Youve been away for so long, and Im new in the Emporers service. In fact, I helped to create this battlestation. What do you think of it? Impressive, I must say. Most impressive. I remember Grand Moff Tarkin and his ideas for a planet-destroying superlaser. Am I correct in assuming that this is, in fact, that battlestation? Yes, sir. We call it the Death Egg. Strange, I know-- and here Admiral Eggman chuckled, and it was really my idea. Tarkin wanted to call it the Death Star, but because of my hard work in actually bringing it to life, His Majesty allowed me to name it. It was my hard work here that got me my rank of Grand Admiral so quickly. Yes, hard work, and a fine job, it appears. You seemed to have dealt with Alderaan most effectively. All this time Darth Vader was making rude faces at Eggman, if only he could have seen it past Vaders mask. [i]A fine job, that Ill have to soon remedy,[/i] Vader thought to himself. Well, if youre ready to proceed with the inspection...? Quite ready. Lead the way, Admiral. ~*~*~*~ Artoo, really! Its nothing to get upset about. Artoo twittered an objection. Its not my fault that everyone is beating you at [i]Tony Hawk[/i], C-3PO, the golden protocol droid, said. So stop complaining to me. Ive never been really good at Playstation, said Goku. Maybe hed like to try me? I think Artoos played quite long enough, said Threepio. If nobody else minds, I think I shall have a go at it. Good enough, said Goku. Here, move over, Ash, let me see the controller. No, no, no! Its mine, I tell you! Mine! Go ahead and give it to him, kid, Han told Ash, stretching lazily. Youve played long enough, too. So, how long do you think theyll wait before they insl need to stay with the ship. I guess thatll be Chewie and me. Goku and Baldy, you go with The Frog and find something to eat. Timmy and Ash can go and find something to drink and go to the restroom. And you, old man, he said, pointing to Gandalf. You go with the, uh, other old man, and turn off the tractor beam, or whatever. What about me? said Luke. I dont want to stay here and play [i]Tony Hawk[/i] while everyone else is out having fun. Chewbacca gets mean when he loses. Sure, sure. Okay, you go with the kids to get something to drink. 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