Melz's Funnies!!
"I meant to wash them in the wassing machine"
"oh why don't you talk to me talk to me.... just talk to me talk to me oh why don't you tlak to me talk to me"
Customer: Just look at the numbers..thats what I do! Melz: "What numbers???" (Clueless as a blonde!) Ohhhhh! Those numbers!"
Melz: "Are you talking about me?" Sabrina: "Not unless your an OSCAR MYER WEINER!!!"
"Why are all pigs tattletales??.....cuz they are all SQUEALERS!"
"Ya know...Im a fifty footer.....I look hot from far away...but once you get up close...you're thinkin...damnnn shes ugly" hahha
Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing...
Why did the sun go to school??? Because it wanted to be brighter...
" I meat a guy too! I work with him he's so nice. He doesn't treat me like poopie liek you do. Cuz your poopie"
Booty Shakin* Heart Brakin* Madd Hott* Never stop* Short Skirt* Luv 2 flirt* Tyte Jeans* Curvy Hips* Glossed Lips* High Class* Nice Ass* Bangin Style* Sexy Smile* Luscious Thighs* Candy Eyes* Temptin Lips* KilLa Kiss* Tell me can u handle this? Think about it.
I am sotally tober ociffer, I am not as think as you drunk I am. There's no blood in my alcohol system.
10 things in golf that sound dirty... 1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
She's just grrrrrreat....isn't she hehe