1. Death Has a Shadow
When Peter mistakenly receives a Welfare check for $150,000, he attempts to
return the money to taxpayers from a blimp at the Super Bowl

2. I Never Met the Dead Man
After Peter topples the local cable tv satelite by crashing his car into it,
he then drives the family nuts by spending more time with them.

3. Chitty Chitty Death Bang
Meg infuriates Lois by going to a party instead of celebrating Stewie's
birthday, and to make matters worse,the party turns out to be a cult meeting.

4. Mind over Murder
After punching a women he thought was a man at a soccer game,Peter is put
under house arrest and turns his basement in a bar where lois becomes a
acclaimed lounge singer.

5. A Hero Sits Next Door
Peter gets extremely annoyed when a wheelchair-bound neighbor one-ups him with
his winning attitude and slick maneuvers at a company baseball game.

6. The Son Also Draws
Peter takes a wrong turn on his way to NYC and winds up at a Native American
casino where Lois becomes a slot machine addict.

7. Brian: Portrait of a Dog
Brain's misbehavior at a dog show temporarily lands him on death row at the
pound.

Season 2

8. Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater
The solution to making good on a ten millon dollar bid Peter makes at a
charity auction seems to be donating a mansion Lois just inherited from an
aunt- until the building, formerly a whorehouse, is deemed worthless.

9. Holy Crap
When Peter's dad is forced to retire, he is hired on at Peter's factory, but
the old man quickly creates misery with his autocratic stye. Peter's idea for
getting him fired again- convince him to kidnap the Pope.

10. DaBoom
When world wide disaters usher in the new mellennium, the Griffens relocate to
a new town where Peter becomes the weapon-championing leader of the citizens
of this new world, who eventually runs the family out of town.

11. Brian in Love
A therapist tells Brain his carpet-wetting is the result of his repressed
feelings for lois.

12. Love Thy Trophy
When Stewie is placed in a foster home because Meg falsely claims he's a crack
baby in order to get bigger tips as a waitress,the neighborhood puts aside
differences to get him back.

13. Death Is a Bitch
In an attempt to aviod a hospital bill, Peter pretends he's dead, thereby
attracting, then trying to outrun death. When Peter injures Death in a
scuffle,he must temporarily takes over Death's unpopular duties.

14. The King Is Dead
Peter wrestles control away from Lois during Quahog Players theatre group
production of "The King and I",making the play into a cyborg battle,complete
with bikini-clad dancing girls.

15. I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar
Peter's sexiest remarks at work land him face-to-face with a feminest attorney
Gloria Ironbachs, who sends him to a sensitvity training class that makes him
to sensitive.

16. If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'
Peter gets a reputation for being a healer when he "miraculously" cures a
made-up disease Chris uses as part of a scam on the "Grant-A-Dream"
Foundation.

17. Running Mates
Peter and Lois face off in a bitter run for the school board
president,culminating in Peter spreading lies and sexy pictures of Lois around
town.

18. A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks
When Chris's painting is championed by a snobby New York gallery owner who
alienates Peter, Peter decides to exploit Meg's bird whistling talents.

19. Fifteen Minutes of Shame
The Griffens star in a reality television show, but Meg quits, prompting the
producers to replace her with a scantily vixen Meg while the real girl becomes
a nanny for the Von Trapp children.

20. Road to Rhode Island
Brain goes to California to escort Stewie home from his visit with his
grandparents,but the dog's drinking binge results in the two travelers losing
their luggage and tickets, prompting them to jump trains and trucks all the
way back to road island.

21. Let's Go to the Hop
When a craze involving frog-licking hits the high school, Peter goes under
cover to stop the euphoria-causing trend and winds up as an icon of cool.

22. Dammit Janet
Stewie falls in love with a toddler at day-care named Janet,while Lois, now a
stewardess, and Peter, taking advantages of free trips, board a plane that is
hijacked to cuba.

23. There's Something About Paulie
After the Mob helps Peter get his car repaired, he and Lois keep trying to
aviod repaying the favor. In the process, Lois offends the nephew of the Don
and a contract is taken out on her life.

24. He's Too Sexy for His Fat
Although Chris rejects the idea of liposuction in his efforts to lose wheight,
Peter becomes addicted to plastic surgery.

25. E. Peterbus Unum
A technicality allows the Griffen home to secede from the U.S. as an
independent country; but Peter's abrasive behavior towards his neighbors
prompts sanctions against "Petoria" by the federal government.

26. The Story on Page 1
Meg writes an unflattering newspaper article on Mayor Adam West, which Peter
discovers before press time and replaces with an article claiming that actor
Luke Perry is gay; Peter then tries to seduce Perry to prove the validity of
his article.

27. Wasted Talent
An over-zealous Lois loses a young piano student she chloroforms in order to
force-train the girl to win the State Piano Competiton, but then discovers
that Peter, when inebriated, us a piano-playing genius.

28. Fore, Father
Peter unsuccessfully teaches Chris to be responsible on a camping trip and
then on the golf course. Meanwhile, Brain successfully convinces Stewie that
booster shots he just received are part of an attempt to control his mind.

Season 3

29. The Thin White Line (1)
After becoming addicted to cocaine while working as a drug-sniffing police
dog, Brain goes to rehab only to find Peter, faking an addiction, is his
roommate.

30. Brian Does Hollywood (2)
Brain moves to Los Angeles to write screenplays but only finds work directing
pornos, while Stewie's twisted rants on "Kids Say The Darndest Things" are
thwarted by host Bill Cosby.

31. Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
When Happy-Go-Lucky Toys is bought out by a tobacco conglomerate, Peter is
made president aqnd sent to Wahington to lobby on behalf of the cigarette
peddlers.

32. One If By Clam, Two If By Sea
Peter and his friends are arrested for allegedy burning down their favorite
bar after it transformed into a british pub; meanwhile Stewie tries to remove
the neighbor baby's Cockney accent.

33. And the Wiener is...
Peter becomes competitive with Chris when he discovers that his son has a
bigger penis, as Meg unsuccessfully tries to fit in with the cool crowd at
school and is pelted with rancid meat.

34. Death Lives
After being struck by lightning while playing golf on his wedding anmiversary,
Peter pleads with death to give him another chance to make it up to Lois, with
a little help from Peter Frampton.

35. Lethal Weapons
Although her newly discovered Tae-Jitsu abilities are handy in dealing with
obnoxious New York tourist. Lois fears her own rage and enters the family into
anger management therapy, which angers everyone.

36. The Kiss Seen Around the World
Meg leaps at an opportunity to intern at the local news station in order to be
closer to her crush, news anchor Tom Tucker, only to discover that Neil, who
has a crush on her, will also intern there.

37. Mr. Saturday Knight
After Peter's boss chokes to death at the Griffen home, the toy factory is
sold and Peter is forced to take a job jousting at the local Renaissance Fair.

38. A Fish Out of Water
Peter puts his family's house in jeopardy with a $50,000 loan for a fishing
boat. Meanwhile Lois teaches Meg how to behave like a tramp during spring
break.

39. Emission Impossible
When Lois and Peter decide to have another baby, Stewie hops aboard a
microscopic spacecraft and enters Peter's body in attempt to terminate his
sperm.

40. To Live and Die in Dixie
After Chris identifes an armed robber who's now bent on revenge, the Griffens
enter into a witness protection program in a small southern town, where Peter
becomes sheriff.

41. Screwed The Pooch
While visiting Peter's in-laws, Brain falls in love with Sea Breeze, the
family greyhound, prompting an ugly custody battle when the bitch becomes
pregnant.

42. Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?
Discovering he has black ancestry , Peter tries to connect with his
alter-ethnicity, while Stewie becomes obsessed with learning the mind control
secrets ofcheerleaders.

43. Ready, Willing, and Disabled
Unable to stop a car wash theif, Joe is humilated until Peter encourages him
to enter the "Special People's Games" and go for the gold.

44. A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
Christmastime stress causes temporary insanity for Lois, but Stewie's faith in
Santa is renewed when he receives the plutonium he has put on his wish list.

45. Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
As part of his sentance for drunk driving , Brain must care for a mean old hag
, Meanwhile, Peter houses an extreme;y rare bird in his new beard.

46. From Method to Madness
Meg and a young nudiest boy hit it of until she brings him home and the
Griffens get naked to greet him, as Stewie fails in his quest to become a
local acting star.

47. Stuck Together, Torn Apart
Peter's jealously lands him a separation form Lois and a date with Gwyneth
Paltrow, whom he thoroughly disgusts, while Brain and Stewie get glued
together for an entire week.

48. European Road Show
Hoping to join a wholesome TV show family he thinks is real, Stewie hot air
ballons to England, while Peter is proud to learn that Lois was once a groupie
known as "Loose Lois" to the legendary rock group KISS.

49. Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
Viewer mail inspires three irreverent tales in which Peter becomes a
gelantinous blob, the Griffens develop superhuman abilities and young Peter
and Lois live in a warped "Little Rascals"-type alternate reality.