Chris Smith's Blue Cow Stories...
Chris Smith's
Story Generator
Enter your name and Mr. Chris Smith will create an amazing story all about you, and please remember, Mr. Smith recently lost all of his hair. Was a hippy, now a slapper. Please give donations for a hair piece. thank you. (i said HAIR PIECE, not HERPES).
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Who is Chris Smith?
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