The Evil Lady de Winter- We all remember this character from The Three Musketeers. She's stereotypical evil beautiful lady. She uses men and then leaves them. She hops from guy to guy, using each one of them in till they are empty. Eventually her ways will catch up to her.
Weasel #1- This guy is true bastard. Due to his "cute" looks and decieving nature people like this guy. The name derives from not only his weasel like actions but also his rodent like nose.
Weasel #2- Hangs out with weasel #1. He's not as bad, but there still is that element of weaselness. He's really not that bad, he's actually kind of nice to talk to, but he hangs out with weasel #1. Still has the rodent like nose, and some of the weasel like actions.
The Walrus- Due to a lack of a better name this individual is stuck with the name walrus. It's mostly due to the way this person sings... and slightly to the body shape. He's into the communal love thing (just like walruses), he jumps from girl to girl, but still he stays will his girl friend. People love this guy. Can't they hear how flat and nasal he sounds? He's also a hypocrite.
The Beast- I would never normally be this mean, but this person deserves it. The name is pretty much self-explanatory, due to both looks and attitude.
The Airheads- I lump these few girls together because they are exactly airheads. Don't try to use big words around them or else they will just giggle and smile. Most of their daily activities include giggling and talking. They are idiots. It's that simple.
The Bullfrog- He sounds just like a bullfrog when he speaks. He lets some people do somethings whilst he is more strict on others. He thinks he is always right. He is an evil bastard, that's what he is.
The full-of-shit guy- You know him by other names. This guy likes to make up stories, and lots of them. Whenever he tells them you find yourself saying "Man, this guy's full of shit." You never quite know what this guy is really going to do, well if it is real I mean.
The Preps- This is an evil group. Few have a mind at all. Try talking to them. "Yeah, cool a party.... blah blah blah..." Few can actually have a conversations that's not about clothes or social gatherings. I'm not saying all preps are this way. There are actually some pretty damn good preps out there, but it's the majority that makes them this way.
The obnoxious diva- This girl really used to be a nice girl but has turned into an evil bitch. People think she is funny but she really is just obnoxious. She has a cackle rather than a laugh, and a voice that could split through granite. She is also completely free of common sense. She's the kind of person that you just want to get up and smack.
The I'm-better-than-thou diva- The name tells what she is. She's a "super prep," and she acts like it. She has a very unique singing style, that in my personal opinion sounds like shit.
Little Johnny Potsmoker/Smokey McPots/etc...- Such a nice fellow. Not really. He would like to think so. This man let's pot run his life but he claims it doesn't. It's his crutch, if it came down to life without pot I think he would rather die. There's a million others out there like this.
The Confused Ex-girlfriend- This girl doesn't know what or who she wants. She will cheat on you only to beg to have you back later. She will argue with all of your friends never even thinking that she might be wrong. Never have I had to deal with this type of girl from the ex-boyfriend point of view, but I have had to deal with them from the friend position. These girls are borderline stalkers, never to be trusted with anything. They are often heard saying "He still cares about me," and many other similar phrases. They can also be heard screaming "I hate you! I never want to see you again... I love you... I need you..." Perhaps they have partial borderline personality disorder...
The Only Child- The person is spoiled through and through. The conversation always has to be about them, and they can't be ignored. They have a terrible temper to boot. They feel that their lives are worse that everyone elses'. I feel this person needs a good ass kicking then some fucking chill pills.
Music Majors- These people always feel that they know more about music than everyone else. Never have I seen a major where, rather than helps someone who knows less, they flaunt their knowledge in front of them.
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