My Name is Mark Towne. Many of you know me simply as Mark. Others may call me by my middle name: Hasmere. Still, it is safe to say that a lot of what makes this band work, is the fact that my real name is GOD! HAHAHAHA! So, Since I am completely too cool (being God and all) to make my own biography, I have allowed Dave, My Charismatic Lead Singer, to write one for me. It all began a long time ago, on a galaxy far, far away. There, hunched over what appears to be a drum set, but could have just as easily been a human head is our hero, Mark. Yes, he HAS been know to cannibalize the flesh of those he kills. He has a fetish for keeping their rotting corpses just under his drum-throne, and placing their skulls inside of his kick drum. No one knows for sure why. Perhaps it was the fact that he is a test-tube baby. In fact, he was the very FIRST test-tube baby! No mother or father, so he was raised by a pack of ferocious hedgehogs; hence, his small stature, his "strong little hands" and his tendency to curl into a ball and attempt to roll away when accosted.