I went into this flick with the thought of “shit, this is gonna suuuuuuuuuuck hard!” My buddy forced me to watch it recently and now I’m glad I did. This movie is so insanely and intentionally stupid that I couldn’t stop laughing.

Steve Oedekerk (Thumb Wars, Thumbtanic, you know, the Thumb guy) takes 2 martial arts movies from the ‘70s and superimposes himself into the main role. He also overdubs everybody and everything (including the dog). That enough intrigued me. He plays the Chosen One and fights off evildoers who want the key to all wisdom. What key do you ask? The living, talking face on his tongue! Aptly named Tonguey, he travels the land searching for answers. His biggest foe is a dude who insists on being called Betty. I don’t get it either. I think they just really wanted to use the song “Black Betty” in the movie (and, you guessed it, they did).

I can’t even start to get into the minor details, so give it a rent and decide for yourselves. This one gets 3 quick flashes out of 5. And watch out, the sequel's on its way!