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Dracula 2: Ascension


Hey, SOME movies need to be torn apart.

Where do I begin? This was the sequel to Dracula 2000 (which sucked as well). Looking at the back of the case, I see that Jason London (TV movie actor), Jason Scott Lee (Bruce Lee's son), and a guy from a Hellraiser movie were in it; I didn't have high hopes from the start. My buddy Dustin decided to rent it, and I said "what the hell." He had beer, so I was there.

The story was actually decent-a group of medical students receive a charred vampire in the morgue and steal it for a $30 million ransom and to study it to find medical cures. Sounds good to me. But what happens after that? Not much really. A ton of pointless dialogue and a little action. Whoopee.

Wes Craven, I got a question for you: what the hell were you thinking? The ending sucked hard. I can understand setting up for a sequel, but at least make it decent. Shit, shit, shit.

This piece of crap gets .517 good points of a movie out of 80.

Oh Wes, one last thing-WHY THE HELL WOULD A GUY WITH TELEPORTLIKE ABILITIES DRIVE A STUPID RED CORSICA?!!?!?