First, a confession: I didn't even watch half of this movie, more like Cliff's Notes, I just watched the "important" parts. I use quotations because not a single part of the movie is important. This movie was simply 2 hours of horrible musical filler. The entire movie is an audition for a Broadway musical. Yup, just the audition. They tell their lame stories of their lives, sing lame ass songs (one in particular they sing "we did it! we did it!", as in they didn't get cut). Michael Douglas is the choreographer who makes the cuts. You know what? I'm done reviewing this, because there's nothing to review. This waste of time doesn't even get points. 0 out of how ever many numbers you want.