Here is the story of four Jackasses that love to sound cool and give lots of attitude Steve "Analsex" Feldman Steve grew up in a poor household where all he had to eat was bread and water for 22 years. He then escaped his captures and was reunited with his biological family. However, they did not accept his punk ways. So, at the tender age of twenty five he was out on the streets, fighting for every scrap of food and beer he could get his grimy hands on. Paul "Mumbles" Reyes The name pretty much speaks for itself. It's needless to say that asking him a question guarantees there will be some repeating involved. He talks so low and so fast that even an interpreter from the UN would have trouble with his ass. Despite his lack of communication skills he plays a mean guitar. Clinton "Stix McGregor" McCoy Clinton, who was voted most likely to rip a man apart with his bare hands, is definitely the hothead of the group. The good news, his lack of temper makes him the best drummer ever. He pours all that rage into a double bass masterpiece of destructive proportion. Rich Tuckosh The newest member of the MPD family Rich T. our new Bass player and the final piece in the puzzle for our unique sound of the band. His fresh ideas have brought our sound to the next level.