Well....what a sick and twisted ride it has been. Now, it is time for the usual bio filled with info and facts about myself. My favorite band, my favorite food, my favorite whatever, blah, blah blah....BUT I'M SICK OF IT!!!!You want to learn more about me??? TALK TO ME YOURSELF!!!!
But if I really have to talk about myself (a fun activity), I will oblige. To be honest, this is a lot harder than it seems. I really don't know what to put down. That is why I am just rambling on like a stupid moron. Wait a minute, I AM a moron. I just pretend to be all smart and use big words like dog and hat. oooohhhh.....look out. I'm gonna pass out from boredom if I keep it up. NO MORE WORDS!!! Oh. wait a minute....constitution. more crust!! Give me some pizza people. Actually, I'm not very hungry. I'm acting like a super-model. Hello!?!?!?! Are you still reading...you are?...what the heck is wrong with you??? You must be one really bored, sick, disturbed individual. What the heck was that?!?! Stop laughing. How long is this now...I'm gonna save it and look real quick... BYE!!
Ok, I'm back. More ramblings. Your not getting off that easy. I feel like going to see a movie right now, but it's 11:30. THAT'S HILARIOUS!!! TAKE THAT ROBBIE!!! That's right. You got your butt kicked by Bill you sissy!! I wish I could have been there to see that! Are you tired of reading yet? Well I'm tired of writing, but I haven't even got to my bio yet. You still have to learn about me. I'm like you...we're like you...You're like me!! Is that good enough???? Now do you understand?? No?? ok, I'll keep going. Shut up Jonny!!!Thank you for the pizza Mark..it was good. No greats??? How did you get here?? Are you confused yet?? No, not you guys, the people reading this. Where did you all go?? Come back..this is really funny!!! No.....seriously. I hope Bill beats you all to a bloody pulp!! Oh, now you come back..you scared little punks!! I haven't said a word forever. There I just said "Woohoo!!".
Jonny, put down the letter opener!!! I'm just getting started Tyler!! We did better than I thought we would!! I don't know, but they sucked!!!!They look like rich snobs...they have awesome cars!! SEXUAL FAVORS??!?!?!?! Jonny, put it away!!!!!HAHAHAHA!!!! Fine, ignore me you prick!!!! At least MArk is enjoying this!! I can't wait to see the look on the guy's face who reads this. Sorry, jonny...I know you don't do that...YOU BETTER NOT!!! That was great. She was freaking out!! We quit too. It wasn't very much fun. WE GOT NO RESPECT FROM ANYBODY....WHO'S LAUGHING NOW??!?!?!?! PUZZZZZAAA!!!!!! My pseudonym is Donald Zappa. Funny isn't it. If you are reading this, never throw anything at me. I WILL GET TICKED OFF!! I'll throw stuff back, but it will hurt a lot more than bottles and lighters. I'd chuck it at the band...That would be funny. That song sucks!!!! No they don't!!! Mushroomhead...I can't believe that!!! Well...I think I've accomplished nothing but confusing everybody here!!!! That's great!!! Goodbye
P.S....I am also dating a sweet and wonderful girl named April. We've been going out for over one year and five months now. Best year and a half of my life!! She is also very beautiful...but she is MINE...hands off everybody!!!.....I'm pretty sexy myself.....blue eyes......long brown hair......very funny.......mmmmm.......don't I sound hot?!?!?!.....Well..April is even better!!! Just in case you didn't already know....I play the guitar....see ya
Matt....if you care
