Here is a collection of real pictures, ads and signs I have found
and some I have actually seen myself.
Here you can also find some funny videos like the one below.
Picture of the week - added 02/04/05
Videos (only one added for now)
Click here to see the reaction of an Iraqi rebel
when he is given subtitles for his perfect English. (1.3 MB)
Signs and ads
This place is honest because
Looks like a great activity center...
Fast service.
Welcome to Fucking
I am sure the owner of the restaurant was innocent about it.
It doesn't specify if there are female or male inmates.
Sounds like a neat prison.
Guess it's not hidden anymore.
Beware of falling cows.
See, people in Florida are smarter and don't trust machines.
Wonder why nobody helped that fallen sign.
The good thing is it is fresh.
This one must be fresher though.
This hotel must get a lot of female customers
And this service must get a lot of male customers
Well written.
This is a smoking area
Zzyzx Rd. Enough said.
No comment.
Dildo on the left
I am definitely going there to see what's happenin' down the water hole
Yeah, you tell em
Okay, message received
I don't think I will ever eat there
Everyone must be careful driving there
Lord have mercy. Not sure if the gators would digest the wheelchair, though
Taco Bell is hiring all shits and serves all shits too
McDonald's prefers to hire losers
This guy is very straight forward
BP apologises for the price rise
Now you know what Methodists are all about
Bad route
Thank you
Ouch. I will never gold there again
Now this is more like it
It takes all kinds
After the anal chili, you will need ass fragrance
You can take a little pee pee and get gas as well
I will have that outside my door soon
And this one too
Maybe this one also
So everyone will know what's happenin' inside this video store
Very informative sign
I sold them some and I have to say those folks are very reliable
Kodak moment
That's Canada for you
Nothingville in Bum Fuck, Egypt
These fellas did their homework
Real ads and signs I don't have a picture of
A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
For Sale--Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.
Great Dames for sale.
Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.
Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
Stock up and save. Limit: one.
We build bodies that last a lifetime.
For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.
Man, honest. Will take anything.
Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
UsedCars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.
Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.
Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.
Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
Holcross pullets. Starting to lay Betty Clayton, Granite 5-6204.
Illiterate? Write today for free help.
Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties.
Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.
Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.
For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
SIGNS
Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
At a car dealership in Maryland to announce new seat belt legislation: "Belt your family. It's the law."
Seen while traveling in the Yucatan Peninsula: "Broken English spoken perfectly"
At an Applebee's restaraunt: "NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY!
A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!"
Fitness Center sign: "Self Esteem is feeling good about yourself - regardless of the facts."
In restaurant: "Open seven days a week and weekends."
On the freeway in Boston during a MAJOR transformation of the streets and bridges, etc: "Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor."
A sign in front of an advertising agency in south superhighway, Philippines: "A BUSINESS WITH NO SIGN IS A SIGN OF NO BUSINESS"
A sign in front of a Macadamia Nut Factory in Hawaii: "Caution: Nuts crossing road."
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: 'No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted.'
Official sign near door: Door Alarmed. Handprinted sign nearby: Window frightened.
A sign advertising a Company wide skiing race: Let's see who can go downhill the fastest.
Sign in King's Canyon in California. 'Slow Parking Ahead'
A billboard seen next to the highway, travelling from Johannesburg International Airport into town.
An Ad for BMW showing a photo of a BMW 328i convertible with the roof and all the windows down. The caption reads:' Our hardware runs better without WINDOWS!!!'
Two signs found on top of one another in a country kitchen several years ago: Restrooms to the left. Please wait for the hostess to seat you.
Seen in a health food store. "Shoplifters will be beaten over the head with an organic carrot"
"Children left unattended will be towed at parents expense."
I went to a little hole in the wall restaurant: the sign read: Women are not served here. You have to bring your own.
At a Santa Fe gas station: "We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container."
In a New York restaurant: "Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager."
On the wall of a Baltimore estate: "Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.-Sisters of Mercy"
On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners: "38 years on the same spot."
In a Los Angeles dance hall: "Good clean dancing every night but Sunday."
In a Florida maternity ward: "No children allowed."
In a New York drugstore: "We dispense with accuracy."
In the offices of a loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning your home."
In a New York medical building: "Mental Health Prevention Center"
On a New York convalescent home: "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church."
On a Maine shop: "Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship."
At a number of military bases: "Restricted to unauthorized personnel."
On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: "Now available in multi-packs."
In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work."
In a funeral parlor: "Ask about our layaway plan."
In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."
In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: "15 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an hour!"
On a shopping mall marquee: "Archery Tournament-Ears pierced"
Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques."
On a Tennessee highway: "When this sign is under water, this road is impassable."
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