Meet my family

This is my little brother. Dad only lets him use the bathroom at 12:00 This is my Uncle. His name is James Blonde. He thinks he is James BondThis is my aunt Suzan. She is a model for the UK. This is my brother kyle. He's obseesed with killing animals and he sleeps on top of a heater. But when u get to know him....he's really wierd.This is my step dad. He has trouble talking. I get the feeling he's gay sometimes cus he always asked me to guess what's in his pants.This is ma pop. He's real cool. he always takes us dirt biking and watches porn with us. He's not my real pop and he never had a wife but he's nice so we let him think he is.This is my real dad. He makes a lot of money with his part time job as a janeter for the ghetto bathrooms and porterpotties. One time he even owned a station wagon, but it was rusting and had three wheels with no air so he traded in for some subs at the subway.This is my Uncle. He's real smart and he gives motivational speeches every time we see him. He lives in a nice van down by the river. This is my mom. People always mistake her for ozzay or whatever his name is, and they keep asking for autographs for some reason. Ma can't read or write and she takes it offensively so we just throw rocks at them. And i really hate it how she never wears clothes.This is a pic of me an ma hommies. I'm the one on the right with the glasses. Sometimes we play this really cool game when im always it so they tie me up in Some club house and then blind fold me. Im not sure what happens after that but I always hear loud gun shots and feel weird things. This is my pet lucky. Im not sure who the guy is that's melesting him but it's a cute cat, aint it? This is my sister, Sapphire. She's running to my friends house to say hi. She visits my friend everyday at the same time of day, for 4 hours a day so neighbors know when to be inside. I'm tired of her stealing all my friends. This is mi EX-friend Steve, and my Sister's new friend. And NO he doesn't work out, he has those natural man muscle boobs! he says he's gonna kick my ass but he just beats me up instead.

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