So I was sitting here the other day being totally cool like I always am, and then I was like "whoa, imagine having super powers." Well, I am basically always thinking that, everything would be so much easier if humans had powers. I mean, look at insects, they have the coolest weapons that they use to fight, and they have hard shells and all this stuff to protect themselves. Even animals have cool things so they can fight other animals. But what do humans have? Nothing as far as weapons go. Sure we can build weapons and use our vastly superior intelligence to create things that can kill everything, but imagine having spikes or something on us, that would be so kick ass. But everyone would have to have a different power, but knowing my luck I'd get the gayest power, like the power of love like that stupid kid off of Captain Planet. The other people had fire, earth, wind, and water...but the one guy got stuck with heart. Now in the show they said it was the best power, but no, I would take fire over heart any day. It wasn't really a power, so much as it was just a ring with a heart in the middle of it.. But if people had cool powers, they would totally be corrupt. People would rob banks and stuff, it would be better if I was the only one with power, I'd get so rich so fast...ssooo much money. Speaking of money, I wish I had so much money that I could buy myself some robot legs, so I could run so fast that even cheetahs would be like "whoa that guy runs fast." Man, that'd be great, except I would want to be able to fly instead of run really fast, that would be the greatest power ever. Imagine being able to fly, without any assistance like airplanes...jetpacks would be cool, but flying by yourself would be the best. I would totally use it to impress chicks, I even drew a comic.

In the comic I am also going super saiyan, which would also totally kick ass. Everyone likes super saiyans. Hiyah!

07/07/2004 07:51:52 PM -0400

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