That's a picture of me. I'm a rockstar. I cut my first album, it's called A Load Of Phantom Shite. You can buy it 2000 years from never, because it's truly Phantom. I'm fantastic, and I hate men but love food. Food never hates me, food loves me back. I'm fat and that's shite so I get pished and blame men for everything, when I know it's because I sit on my arse eating Wotsits and watching Eastenders whilst pretending to be a rockstar. I write shite lyrics, they are pure comedy because they're so bad. You can see them someday when my record never comes out. Die men, die. Die.
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