OFF THE AIR, NOW

I hate American Idol. It's not about idols or anything. Am I the only one who'd rather be shot in the face than admire a 10 year old girl who can sing better than me? Or a tap dancer? Or ANOTHER girl that sounds like Mariah Carey? The worst part is this: they get record contracts to spout off more bad music with their screechy voices. No one wants that, cut it out. It doesn't matter if you can sing or not, you're still a ugly and taking up space on my TV screen.

It would be better if the winner was cast into a tidal wave. If they survive, then they can get a record label.

IT's YOUR LUCKY DAY!!!

Whoa. I'm brilliant. I mean, would you rather see a little girl sing or be flung into a small hurricane?

Hurricane, please.

I like lettuce.

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