Like PAIN and TORTURE?!? Visit your local dentist today!
Like pain sometime? NOW YOU CAN HAVE PAIN ALL THE TIME with the new profession of the dentist.
From experience, I know that I can trust a dentist not to hurt me at all. For only $100 per appointment, you can have all the pain you have ever desired! And they are so friendly and informative!
You: "Doctor, what does that long greasy stick with multiple hooks do?"
DENTIST: In one quick painfree motion, we quick take off your braces and tear you a new asshole at the same time! Two for the price of one!
Dentists like to confuse you: "Here let me adjust your XB wire using the "Mechinal X-maneuver 26 FCL fluid stain cavity tartar anal metal hook nadslammer 5000""
Dentists tend to say stupid things, all of which I have witty comebacks to, for I rule.
"Kids YOUNGER THAN you let me peel off your gums painfuly without ANY tears!" *Flash cheesy smile*
Kids younger than me are morons who sit around and listen to the sound of them chewing something. I hate kids. Kids are always wrong. Kids only sit through the torture sessions because they're stupid enough to look forward to the sugar free lollipop waiting for them at the end of the session.
Not painful huh? Notice how dentists always have perfect teeth; they enjoy to torture other people but not themselves. Dentists are a-holes.
"You will just feel a slight pressure...nothing to be worried about"
She forgot the part where my gums start bleeding, my teeth shift and I scream and almost pass out. Did i forget the bloodstained hooks that you KNOW are covered in chinese food and other people's dental bacteria? Guess not.
"Oh, I'm sorry, does that hurt?"
Oh, sorry, DO YOU THINK I SCREAMED AND BIT OFF YOUR FINGER FOR NO REASON?!? Obviously it hurt, because you made it hurt, and because you went to "collage" and graduated because your parents are rich snotty a-holes who want you to give them free dentistry, and hope that you'll not hurt them for once in their life like other a--hole dentists have. There should be an IQ test for "collage" (thats college spelled by moronic jocks who are now pain-loving a--hole dentists).
Dentists like to watch you suffer.