You don't want to mess with me. So I have composed a short list of things that piss me off.
DEMOCRATS
Kids
Hippes
Old people
Kids
Britney Spears
Rap music
Stupid people
Gothics
Anyone who rolls their eyes at me and thinks they are smarter.
Uneducated people who don't listen.
MTV
VH1
Nickelodeon
Anyone who thinks that there is nothing better than football, and that playing that stupid sport somehow makes you more of a man.
Ugly people
Hypocrites
Kids (for the third time.) I don't know what it is about them that I hate, but they act smart and cute, and they are not. They are obnoxious and drool and scream. They get money given by selling lemon flavored lemonade,while I get money breaking my back hauling cement up 2 stories with a pulley.
All these things piss me off.
You made the mistake of pissing me off. Now I will ruin you.