Matt`s God Damn Ice Cream Shop has the best god damn ice cream around! This is the truth. Just ask Matt....It is located in Mattown. Ya know where Mattown is? NO! NO! NO! NO! You do not know where Mattown is jerk, unless Matt told you, but I highly doubt that. Matt has every kind of ice cream that was ever created, PLUS, Matt`s own recipes. BUT, you have to know how to order right. Matt tells you, so you do not have to worry about that! Here are just a couple of Matt`s own recipes......Jerk Cream, Blow Cream, Swab Cream, and Lick Off Cream. Matt suggests the Wormer Cream. That`s some good stuff!! Anyway, if you want to take a trip to Mattown, here is the address:even though it won`t help you at all, cause you don`t know how to get to Mattown) 1313 Shine Street, Mattown.
Some Of Matt`s God Damn Ice Cream
