If you hire me, I can take this page off the web, making it a safer place for your kids. Let's be honest, children do NOT need to be seeing pictures like this before bed.
Seriously, I put ears on radios. I've got a fast wit, a great mind, and I'm fun to hang out with. I make funny things happen, and don't mind it being at my own expense.
Are you still reading? By now I thought you'd be on the phone with me. Ok, more reasons... You ever come across one of those people who are at the station ALL THE TIME, making parodies, prank calls, fake commercials... just because they LOVE it? Yeah, that's me. I've been studying comedy since I was a boy, because it's a PASSION, and I just have that need.
This is the part where you remark to yourself (or someone you're sitting next to) about how "We really need to put this guy on the air. He's gonna win ratings." Then you call me and set up an interview. Then you hire me and get a big, fat raise because it's the best thing to happen to your station. Go on, now. Hire me before your competition does.
