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Name: Kev Keverson-Rees.
Nickname(s): Slut, singer from Wheatus, Dr Can't Say No, Barkeep.
Date of birth: 27/11/80
Hair colour: Ginger
Eye colour: Unknown
Height: How much of him do you want? He'll let you have it all!
Favourite bands: Tat[tle], Oasis, Liberty X, Amen, Tool, A, Gareth Gates, Mansun (not Marilyn), and The Tweenies.
Distinguishing features: Long girlish ginger hair, smug look
Lives in: Fort Bothered Treforest, The union, or Farnborough.
Likes: Women, Sex, slutting it up, looking in the mirror.
Dislikes: People who reject his advances.
Life before TAT[TLE]: Kev worked as a pimp at Dakotas' American Bistro in Fleet for many years whilst in and out of sevral bands, including the famous Amphoria. Then he decided it was time to move on and join the wonderful Glamorgan Tradition and started Tat[tle] with close personal friend Finch Dino.
Favourite football team: Arsenal.
Favourite films: Pulp Fiction, Erotic Witch Project, American Pie +2, The Problem Child films and the best ever, Bring it On!.
Earliest memory: Losing his virginity.
Perfect woman: One that doesnt say no!!!
Other Facts: Kev Is the Daddy. of an unknown quantity of children.
Kev can be scene regularly indulging in his hobby of cattle prodding on weekends in a country side near you.
Kevs favorite lettice is iceberg, "i just like the way it crunches!!!".
Kev is not single though it often seemed like it would remain that way for the forseable future. 'I like to sleep around' he is believed to have said.
Kev once jumped off a house boat from the top of the second floor! the only problem the boat was not in the water and he fell on to the floor. Daft twat! .
Kev's favourite Big Brother 3 contestant was Tim.
Kev is currently Wales' biggest Acid Lounge fan. "It makes me feel like I'm taking acid in my lounge" he states.
Kev hates metal detector Neil Petark with a passion. "It's a rubbish hobby!" he slams.
Kev's favourite WWF wrestler of all time is the Gobbledegooker
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