The Second Stupid Page
Ok, so you like the first page, and your looking for more to smoke up in this site. well, ok, lets see here, i have a few new tips to give the world, and i will disperse my wisdom in a list thingy form, so like,it.....or else :) 1.) rock is life. that is an unargueable truth, and nothing, i mean NOTHING, will ever change it, got it? if you argue, ill take you out back and shoot you. then apologize and by you a beer (if i was overage), but since im not, youll buy me one. :) 2.) Rule number two goes like this: if i ever doubt any of rule number one, i will slam my head aginst the wall, then do something to myself that hurts, but thats totally dependent on your sex, so do whatever you do, unless you get off on pain, then disregard that last statement. thats to you heidi. :P 3.) Pizza is the food of the gods. repeat this 150 times a day, and you will be better for it. maybe. 4.) and rule number four says that everything that happens happens for a reason. so dont doubt it. like that guy over there trying to eat his hand. maybe hes just hungry, and so you must give him a break. or give him pizza, which is up there somewhere up there with skydiving and inflatable raindeer. If you follow these rules, i garuntee that your sex
life will improve. not only will your sex life improve, but your paychecks will increase and sometime youll reach nirvana where the air smells like warm rootbeer and the pillows are oh so fluffy. o, and jay, the movie wasnt that sad, so dont cry about it. ok?
Somewhere I like to think of as home....and some other place....
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