Rod Stewart FANFEST 2001

Now, normally I spend the days sleeping from atop this pump house by the pool, but who in the hell can sleep during all this racket!! The electrical outlet is here only for the service people to maintain the pool for the hotel guest. Now some bushy headed fuul is plugging in some sort of loud speaker contraption and is deafening my ears with some mindless rock n' roll!! Where in the world is the hotel staff when you need them. I have seen them out here quite often before, tending to some children who were alot less rowdy than this bunch of rock n' roll groupies!! My God, they seem to be coming out of the woodwork now!! Some from inside the hotel, some from the parking lot.....and I know at least a few of these people aren't paying customers!! Look at them all.....a drink in one hand, oh Lord, some have a drink in both hands! If I could only make contact with the hotel manager, I would report all of this! This one guy, I think he's the ringleader, reagardless of who he is, I must tell you he is certainly some kind of freak! He's preparing drinks for all his friends.......damn fuul, he's using the towel bin as some sort of makeshift bar!! Can't he read the sign listing the pool rules??!! UUUGHHH!! NO GLASS CONTAINERS AROUND THE POOL, FUUL!! This is completely rodickulous!! The normal people are clearing the pool area, as several more revelers come in....what's this?? One of them seems to be alot like me.....some sort of rooster looking fella who is froze in time...needing to be proped up next to the wall!! At least he isn't being ignored like me......everyone in the group of nuts is standing next to him grabbing at his crotch and posing for pictures!! Not a single picture has been taking of me.......such bums!! Ya know if the music wasn't already enough, has anyone ever told ay of these people to get a job!! They all keep standing together arm-in-arm having some sort of sing-along about some chick named MAGGIE !!!!! The one guy is strutting around in high heel shoes, another lad from soem foreign country is wearing some sort of skirt with a bare bottom flashing me every so often.....show some respect please!!!

A few of these people have children here too....they are all so well behaved......can't imagine where they learned such good manners! Must have been from someone other than the parent they are here with!! Now jsut about the time they are really feeling buzzed a much welcomed storm is brewing.........now thank God there is something to get this bunch out of my pool area and bring some respect back to this hotel!!! I'm not much for a thunderstorm, but it sure cleared the pool for awhile! What's this? They are heading back out!! The pool's already closed ya mindless clan!! Unbelieveable, more drinks and a few pizzas!! One has to assume that the hotel staff has been tied up in the lobby for all this to be going on here!!!! The music is even louder........same songs I heard earlier in the day!! Something about cigarettes and alcohol.......this is certainly this groups theme song!!!

Ya know, all in all these folks ain't all that bad.......I'd give both my wings to share one of those hugs with all of them! Especially since neither one of my wings is doing me much good up here! Hey, fella....yea you there, the one desperately needing a haircut......can ya pass me a drink up here??