The blim holes in my shell suit
Joined into an absolute
And fell apart one day

They stitched me up in Everton
Then they took me to a surgeon
Lost on penalties

Do do do do, do do do do, do do do do
Mario man (X4)

I married at the altar
The village idiots daughter
Oh! Lucky me

We honeymooned in Cyprus
That's where she caught the virus
I flew home alone

So I bought myself a chip pan
And I sailed it to the Isle of Man
For a holiday

Struggling in a vortex
With my jacket made of Gore-Tex
It fits wonderfully

Do do do do, do do do do, do do do do
Mario man (X4)

"Zap! Zap!
Wham! Wham!"
Says the Mario man today
(He's played so hard he's got blisters on his fingers)

Do do do do, do do do do, do do do do
Mario man (X4)

Quote (Gruff):
"I just remember Daf turning up at my house one day wearing a shell suit, and we all pissed ourselves. It wasn't even a half decent one like a Reebok or Nike. It was just a really shit sort of Freeman's catalogue load of rubbish. Within a week it was full of holes. The end would fall off a joint and burn a fucking great hole in it, coz shell suits are really flammable. It took about a week for Daf's to start falling to bits. I'm amazed he didn't fucking burn himself alive, ya know."
Where:
Rockfield Studios
When:
1996
Source:
Track 9 (Fuzzy Logic): 4 minutes, 8 seconds
Status:
Complete!