Eat the Rich

Intro
Wake up kid 
It's half past the youth 
Ain't nothin' really changin' but the date 


A you a grand slammer 
But you're no Babe Ruth 
You gotta learn how to relate 


I heard your swinging from the Pearly gate 
I got all answers and lo and behold 
You got the right key baby 
But the wrong key hole yo
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Yeah...


Well I woke up this morning 
On the wrong side of the bed 
And how I got to thinkin' 
About all those things you said 
About ordinary people 
And how they make you sick 
And if callin' names kicks back on you 
Then I hope this does the trick 


A 'cause I'm sick of your complainin' 
About how many bills 
And I'm sick of all your bitchin' 
'Bout your poodles and your pills 
And I just can't see no humor 
About your way of life 
And I think I can do more for you 
With this here fork and knife 
  
Eat the rich 
There's only one thing that they're good for 
Eat the rich 
A take one bite now come back for more 
Eat the rich 
I gotta get this off my chest 
Eat the rich 
A take a one bite now spit out the rest... uh huh 
  


So I called up my head shrinker 
And I told him what I'd done 
He said you'd best go on a diet 
Yeah I hope you have some fun 
And a don't go burst your bubble 
On the rich folks who get rude 
'Cause you won't get in no trouble 
A when you eats that kinda food 


Now they're smokin' up their junk bonds 
And then they go get stiff 
And they're dancin' in the yacht club 
With Muff and uncle Biff 
But there's one good thing that happens 
A when you toss your pearls to swine 
Their attitudes may taste like shit 
But go real good with wine 
  
Eat the rich
There's only one thing that they're good for
Eat the rich
A take one bite now come back for more
Eat the rich
I gotta get this off my chest
Eat the rich
A take a one bite now spit out the rest
  
Believe in all the good things 
That money just can't buy 
Then you won't get no bellyache 
From eatin' humble pie 
I believe in rags to riches 
Your inheritance won't last 
So take your Grey Poupon my friend 
And shove it up your ass 
  
Eat the rich
A there's only one thing that they're good for
Eat the rich
A take a one bite now come back for more
Eat the rich
I gotta get this off my chest
Eat the rich
A take a one bite now spit out the rest 


Eat the rich 
There's only one thing that they're good for 
Eat the rich 
A take a one bite now come back for more 
Eat the rich 
A don't stop me now I'm goin' crazy 
Eat the rich 
A that's my idea of a good time baby