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Click for a larger, floating, image. A typical Kool ad, with the girl giving the viewer (with the Kool pack) 'The Eye'.The pump attendant and sym-balls

Here's another Kool ad.

Check out the gas pump guy!  Is that an ass that he's "pumping" or what?  When will these Kool guys stop coming up with such innuendo-packed ads?

This time around, we find that Buddy will be reduced to pumping ass as his girlfriend takes off with Joe Kool smoker.

The knees that look like an ass really confuse me, though...

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