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It's all about the CHAD?!? November 12, 2000 What on earth is a "chad", and how did it go from being a strange-sounding first name to the largest buzzword in U.S. politics within less than a week?For those of you who aren't in the know, a "chad" is a perforated punch-out on a piece of paper. The reason for the sudden over-use of the word "chad" is that such punchouts are the style of electoral ballots in last week's United States federal election. Normally, a winner is declared in such an election within several hours of the closure of the polls. However, this year, thanks to CHAD, there is still no decided victor after almost a week. What we have had, however, was a tremendous controversy resulting in numerous hand recounts of many of the ballots from 25 of Florida's electoral districts. The first time the ballots were recounted (by machine), it was noted that some of the "chad" on the ballot was falling out...was it pushed out, or was it beginning to fall out after being shuffled repeatedly through ballot counting machines? For those of you who can't get that picture of Chad Lowe (Rob's brother) out of your mind, please accept this explanation for WHY?!? CHAD is a bastardization of the word CHADLESS. Chadless was the surname of the inventor of the Chadless keypunch. This sort of keypunch cut U-shaped notches in punch cards for use with primitive computers. The origin of the word "chad" must stem from this - if a Chadless keypunch doesn't leave holes in the cards, those holes must be called "chad". "Chad" also describes the perforated side-roller feed scrap on rotor-fed printer paper, also known as "cabbage", "perf", "snaf", or "perfory". Just so you know... There are several types of "chad", so the Palm Beach County Voting Authority tells us, some of which count as a vote, and some which do not. Initially, the test to determine whether a "chad" has been punched out involved holding a ballot up to the light. If one could see through the "chad", it was "punched out". However, this test didn't take into account any "chad-oriented" issues, and the test was expanded to accommodate the following:
Sure, but there can't ONLY be FIVE TYPES OF CHAD?!? Notice how we aren't saying "CHADS", as "CHAD" is its own plural...just so you know. Here are several other little-known types of "chad":
Happy chad counting, Americans. The Paperless One is predicting another vote rather than recounts, as the more these votes are handled, the more chad simply falls out. Before the chad hits the fan, there should be another vote, or Dubya and Gore should get used to sharing a bed in the White House! Don't believe me? Check out these pages! |
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