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It's tax time...who's reading? 

April 30, 2000

No one?

Okay, class dismissed.

Be sure to count your tax breaks on the way home and don't spend it all on one bag of candy.

Thanks, uncle Mike.  We can't wait until election time, when we'll have enough saved for a box of condoms for you.  We heard you're a single man these days and they could just come in handy.

Wait a minute...the citizens of Ontario have been getting screwed in every orifice but the one that collects tax cuts for over five years now - were you wearing protection?

Happy taxes, kids...

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