Struggling...?
(That's to you, Tucker and Sully :-)
Jessie: I literally had to leave the gym because I couldn't stand the smell of myself.
Sitting out on the lawn discussing life's necessities...
Emma H_____: I need a tan!
Lauren T.: I need a man!
While doing practice problems, Ms. Cl_______ walks around the room to help us. Lindsay didn't leave enough room for her to walk by, however.
Lindsay: C'mon… you can make it through that millimole space.
In reference to Emma's name in HIE this year:
Andy: Where are those angels [in the centerfold] from?
Emma: Umm, Play... me!
Jess: Oh my goodness, how'd you remember that?
Michael P.: Because you remember the things that you associate with laughter.
Jess: Well, Michael, you laugh at everything.
Michael: I have a very good memory!
Jessie was sick of being sick:
Jessie: Could you please suck my lungs?
Sabrina: Where's C2H2?
Laura M.: Carbon Di-hoxide?
Jess: [On the AP Chem exam] Should we just BS an answer if we don't have any clue?
Ms. Cl_______: Well, you don't want to spill diarrhea brains onto the paper...
It's always hard trying to figure out what to wear to formal dances. There's a simple solution.
Lindsay: Don't you want to go to prom naked?
Jeff: That's what afterprom is for!
What are the seven deadly sins?
Ms. Me____: Lust, greed...
Mandy: Lust is a sin?
After Elisabeth's short story in English, we had a little discussion about teenage games.
Ms. Ca_______: Spin the Bottle and Three Minutes in the Closet, right?
class: No, Seven Minutes in Heaven.
Campbell: Oh, the time has gone up!
Ms. D____: There's an "A" in peer!
{laughter}
D____: Well, there's an "A" in "peer leaders."
Kim D.: I don't think my cat knows she's a girl. She was spayed at a very early age. I think she just doesn't know that cats have sexes. I mean, she's never had a sexual encounter or anything.
Kathryn: My cat knows she's female. She was a teenage mother.
Julia is psyched about her schedule next year, which includes the Latin classes she's wanted to take. She begins to explain the scheduling conflicts:
Julia S.: Have you never heard my story of Latin woe?
I don't know who she knows, but...
Lindsay: Oh my goodness, there might be something wrong with him. He must have three penises!
Before the physics AP:
Alexa: I honestly just want to crawl into my mother's womb right now and never come out.
It's okay. We all have momentary brain lapses:
CJ: Hey, I gotta go. I need to pick up my tuxedo shirt.
Christina A.: Why what for?
CJ: Oh you know, just to wear around the house!
Who is Mark M.?
Laura M.: He looks like Prince William… on crack.
There's somewhere for everyone.
Sarah: Eww, don't go to this college! It's so awful. Just, don't go there--
{turns to Kathryn} Actually, you might like it there.
Do not make fun of my deafness!
Ms. E____: Have some cake! It's divine!
Jess: "It's da bomb?"
Why does the history room smell like piss?
Alexa: Eww! I bet people piss here [in the radiator].
Lauren T.: Why would you do that? Then you would have pissicles!
{X imitates some sound}
Kathryn: Why do you sound like you're cumming?
”Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage." No, it's...
Jessie: Spiders on my face, I am still a renegade!
Ms. Go____: Do you know what happens after 25? Your brain cells start to drift out your ears.
Jess: I could definitely use that excuse now...
Vicki: Ms. Go____, can you repeat what you said?
Go____: No. It's already drifted out my left ear.
Jessie's sucking on a tootsieroll. Actually, I dunno what was *really* going on...
Jessie: Mmm, this is wacky, chocolatey goodness.
Kathryn: Waxylicious!
Everyone needs their share of action. But could you die from not getting any?
Anonymous: It's been a dry season... It's been so bad, I might die of dehydration.
While Jessie and I struggled to design a project for the Hester Fellowship, we needed to examine our own cathedral. Hmm, but now I realize we probably weren’t going to win it:
Jess: The tympanum reflects that Biblical scene…y’know, the “Final Dinner”?
…So this is why Mr. Z______ likes to torture us:
Christina: You know, I’m not a big fan of Mr. Z_______’s seven-point quizzes.
Julia S.: It gives him a chance to show off his math skills.
Now, who’s one of the best people to pick on at St. Albans for his intelligence? (Sorry, I didn’t mean to say that.) Here’s a collection, courtesy of Michael G.:
During a discussion about urea buildup in the body:
Brian F.: Is that good, I mean, more for you dollar?
Similarly, talking about toxins in urine:
Brian: If you were to, say, drink two gallons of water, then would you be able to drink you own pee?
(I think he could try…)
When talking about gene transfer (I couldn’t begin to explain the context…):
Brian: Say you take a gene that, like, makes you warm....
Have you ever seen Jessie’s closet in her basement? Now we understand why it’s so neat!
Jessie: I think I could have an orgasm in a cleanly organized Staples, just looking at the beauty!
In Chem, some of us complain that the questions are too difficult. Some teachers are too blunt at times when we are too vulnerable:
Ms. Cl______: If I give you easy questions throughout the school year, when you go in to take the AP, you will die.
Kimi was sick and began to enjoy her croaky voice:
Kimi: This is a little too sexy. It’s taking husky to a whole new level!
In similar themes, Senora C______, too, has a raspy voice because she is sick. She has another view--or angle.
C______: I got a sex change over the weekend.
Caroline eagerly raises her hand to ask a question in Chemistry. Cl______ is not yet ready to answer her, however.
Cl______: Rest your arm there!
Caroline: Sorry, sometimes I forget it’s up there…
After trying to think for too long about creative things to do:
Emma: My brain has quit storming for the day!
Anonymous: I’m not the greatest judge of size, but--whoa! He had very nice facilities.
When grading tests, Ms. G_____ only marks the problems you get wrong, without putting a check mark by the problems we got right.
Abby: If we got it right, did you not do anything?
G_____: Did you expect maybe a poem?
Some teachers are willing to answer your questions. Others…
Kate Z.: Wait, I just don’t get it. Can you please explain?
{Sara whimpers}
Dr. V.: No, it’s my turn to cry.
Cl______: Some of you have the patience of fleas!
Lizzie: How do you know fleas are impatient…?
This is going to be pretty vague to protect the innocent, but y’gotta have some Mandy quotes:
Mandy: Smoking really helps your ballet, doesn’t it?
Precal is always confusing.
Abby: God! {in anguish}
G_____: You rang?
Chinese class is always a ruckus because we obviously cannot remember words from past lessons. So when it is our turn to say something, there is always struggle.
Jess: How do you say “drugs” in Chinese? I need drugs!
Clayton S. tries to explain to me how it feels to be hit in the nuts.
Clayton: Girls don’t realize the pain of getting hit in the nuts. Take an orgasm, and below that is a mid-line of no feeling. On the complete opposite side of an orgasm is getting hit in the nuts.
Emma: She looks like a walking STD!
After the math meet, Michael P. drives Trevor, McLean, and me back to school. Yes, I did go to the math meet.
Michael: You know you came to the math meet just to see my sexy body!
McLean: Hey, that’s the reason I come to school everyday.
Mr. Z_____ does not suggest copying large quotes from the sources in the DBQ on the AP.
Z______: This is not the advanced placement exam to see your skills as a monk.
Elise: I am getting a headache from my pony tail…
Vicki: Can I whine for a minute?
G_____: You have three minutes.
{Vicki whines, but I declare that it sounds more like a howl.}
G_____: That’s not howl. That’s baying at the moon.
Anonymous: I had braces for so long. I think that’s what got me into S&M.
G_____ does not allow us to eat junk food in her class. She can actually get really angry if you even try to bring in candy.
G_____: Is that bubble gum?
Erica: No, it’s dental gum.
Anonymous: I don’t like it when things go flying at my nose.
Emma: Well, there goes your sexual life!
In response to a history question that involved Christianity:
Julia K.: I am not good at Jesus.
The most pointless day of school was last Monday, when NCS had 30-minutes classes, a two-hour town meeting, and then chapel. As Lindsay put it:
Lindsay: First we yell at each other. Then we pray together. This can’t be good.
In history, we discuss the term “bundling,” which apparently refers to a boy and a girl lying in bed together but with a blanket stuffed between them to prevent any contact.
Julia K.: Well, what’s the point of that?
Marissa: I have two weaknesses: bags and shoes.
G_____: I have two words for you: marry rich.
Someone suggested using ballots to do class elections. But Lindsay brings up a good point:
Lindsay: I don’t think we should leave ballots in the boxes. That would be too cavalier…
Let us note some safety precautions to take in the lab.
Cassie: Ohh, it stains? Can we give each other tattoos?
Vicki: So what are some other colleges in Atlanta?
Maurice (from Tae bo): Emory, Spellman, Georgie Tech…
Kristen: Clarke, U. Georgie, Moorehouse…
Lauren T. (freshman): Moorehouse is all boys!
Kristen: Even better!
Peter R.: It’s way too easy to get you angry.
Jess: No it’s not!
Her precal class is too rowdy.
G_____: Grow up immediately!
More examples of struggles.
Lizzie: I read this last night and almost collapsed…
G_____: That’s why you have me--to make you more confused!
In Chemistry, Lindsay says “snot.” Ms. Cl______ shoots her a disgusted look. Hey, what about free speech? What is the world coming to?
Lindsay: If this school tells me I can’t say “snot,” I don’t know what I’m going to do.
Chinese quote! Chinese quote!
Jess: Wo e si le. (Literally: I [am] hungry to death.) Nah, I’m actually just sort of e.
Anonymous: “Nice guys finish last.” But, wait! I’m an asshole! I should finish first.
G_____ as she describes the law of sines:
G_____: …alpha, beta, gamma--which you should learn because you are going to join sororities.
Emma is eating a pastry and “accidentally” leaves some on her lips.
Christina: {playing along with Emma} Please tell me, Emma, what is that on your lips?
Emma: Oh, come now…
(Okay, so I was purposely vague here, but read this quote to yourself out loud…)
Here’s a Chinese quote that more of you will understand--as long as you’ve ever had a discussion with me!
Jess: Boo!
Kathryn: …zhi dao!
Vicki pulls out her driver’s license and woefully notes:
Vicki: Aww, it says 5’1”. It really should say that I am 5’2”.
Katy: So why didn’t you tell them you were 5’2”?
Vicki: ‘Cause I am blatantly 5’1”.
Can everyone stop getting sick, please? Or maybe it’s a good thing…
Anonymous: I have enough mucus to feed the entire Indian population.
Here is the best Freudian slip of the quarter. Waxually (I refuse to believe I really said that), it does not come from a member of the class of 2002, but oh well. Down in what NCS would like to call the atrium (the area between the cafeteria and the Pit), there is an Indy meeting. Jessie and I basically become bored and tickle the hell out of each other.
Andrew W.: {to Jessie} Are you molesting my girlfriend? I might take interest in that…
How nerdy are we in Honors Precal? Let’s see…
Jess: Hey, It’s National Pi Day!
Kathryn: Yeah, because it’s March 14th…
Lizzie: So, I guess we should celebrate at 1:59!
Jess: Why?
Lizzie: Because Pi is 3.14159…
Afterwards, Kathryn and I recap the joke, ‘cause I was obviously going to write it down for one of the quotes.
Jess: Celebrating at 1:59--wow, that definitely takes the cake… or the pi!
Kimi: My smiley face has serious deformities.
Z_____: Nah, it only needs orthodontia!
Kathryn: Does your third eye have an eyebrow?
Before our Bling Bling Spring Fling Dance, many in the junior class wore bandannas for class unity--or for the Cash Money look.
Katy: We look like a gang warfare school.
Also before our dance, Lindsay wants to know how bad it would be to inhale helium from the helium tank. She asks Ms. Cl______, of course, and she doesn’t recommend it.
C_______: Don’t put things in your body that don’t belong there!
Z_____ tells us about the History AP.
Z_____: Last year, 187000 students to the US History AP.
Julia S.: That’s more than the American casualties during World War I.
Yeah, the food is getting pretty disgusting in the cafeteria.
Hadley: You should get extra credit for that--finding the pHd [sic] levels of our lunch food.
Lindsay: We should have a fart lab. “Step one: Before coming to the lab, eat a can of beans”…
Jess: Junior year can bite me.
Michael: It already has.
Madame S_____ goes over new French vocabulary.
S_____: Qu'est-ce que c'est une sorciere? C'est moi!
(What is a "witch." It's me!)
Emma Ham: My dad's not black, but we still eat grits!
Cl_______: Where does thermal energy come from?
Lizzie: Connecticut energy--I mean, kinetic energy.
Kate Z.: Wait, Dr. V., how did you get that?
Dr. V.: It was sitting no the top of my head, as it should be yours.
Emma is packing for Thanksgiving break.
Emma: Mom, can I bring a Luggy to New York with us?
[silence]
Emma’s mom: I don't know what that is, but it sounds like a drug. Whatever it is, I'm sure that you can find it on the streets of New York.
At EAG, Kia C. stops by for a surprise appearance. She was overcome by Nathan.
Kia: Hi, Nathan. I'm a republican. Convert me.
Ahh, the joys of Travel Narrative. Mrs. Tr_____ asks about Jack Kerouac's accent on a recording.
Brian F.: ...kinda a New York accent.
Tr_____: Yeah, a hybrid…
Reed F.: Hobokan.
Tr_____: Hobokan?
Reed: A Hobokan accent.
Tr_____: Are you Hobokan?
About The Scarlet Letter:
Mandy: I really don't understand why these two guys are living together.
Lindsay's critique of the Centennial speakers.
Lindsay: In the cathedral...that was an overload of estrogen--all those speakers, like, so, women.
While watching The Scarlet Letter.
Hadley: C'mon! Kiss, kiss!
Laura A.: This movie is, like, negative G.
Ever noticed how you can get a little sidetracked and forget everything you just read while reading a dense, boring book? Lauren experiences this during summer history reading.
Lauren: Crap! Man, all I had to do is sneeze, and now I need to read it all over again!
Ms. G____ has this thing about not allowing food in the math room unless it is healthy food.
G______: Elise, I see a Diet Coke on your desk, and it has no nutritional value.
Elise: It has sodium…!
Mr. Z______ tells us about the books we'll be reading during the rest of the course. Jessie thoroughly enjoyed The Minutemen by Robert Gross, so she decides to ask:
Jessie: Are any of these books, like, gross?
(At least, that's how we heard it! She meant, of course, "Are any of these books like Gross['s book]?")
Emma: What are you doing in math?
Jess: "Solving Equations and More on Functions."
Emma: Moron functions?
Katy sees a picture of me and a guy friend in my locker. She seems to think it implies much more.
Katy: Are they, like, permanently flinging?
As part of the class lecture, Mr. Z_____ must draw a picture of New York on the board.
Z_____: New York looks quite a bit like Snoopy.
Emma: I am pro-choice and pro-capital punishment. I guess that means I am pro-death!
As we learn about electromagnetic waves, we make some conclusions--many of which are incorrect!
Lizzie: If radio waves were sped up, would the music come out faster?
Jess: You could play music from your microwave!
Another problem with the math room: the sophomores are extremely messy with their food; grease can always be found on the tables by the time we have class. G_____ is fed up.
G_____: I will have to shoot that child without fail.
Lighten Your Load books are the big rage in precal. "LYL" marks all the books used for this school-wide program. But what exactly do those initials mean…?
Marissa: I just thought it was a girl named Lyl who had a lot of books.
Examining Ms. H_____'s jacket.
?: Is that real fur, Ms. H_____?
H______: Yes, I'm afraid, [probably] a rabbit,…a big rabbit.
Ms. C______: What do you think of coordinate classes?
Mandy: Well, it depends on the guys…
During EAG, we examine our unshaved legs.
Katharine H.: I am growing a forest to save the environment.
Lindsay: You know who I've been friends with since he was a sperm? Michael P____.
Anonymous: He's still a sperm...only bigger.
The weekends go by so quickly!
Jess: Yeah, you're right, that's fast--I don't want to think of it like that.
Lindsay: It's so fast, you're going to get whiplash!
Someone answers a question in Chemistry perfectly.
Cl______: …We are going to give her a star!
Lindsay: The Nobel Peace Prize!
Lizzie: How about a pizza party!
Lindsay: How about-yeah! Pizza is in the shape of a medal!
Cl______: You are crazy!
Lizzie: We can cook it in a metal oven!
Of Jackson:
Julia S.: If he were alive today, he'd be the one with the cellar full of spam and bottled water.
G_____: I'm an abuser, not a cannibal--and you had better not go around telling people I said that.
[Opps!]
During HIE, Mandy tries to climb under the table.
Portia: I don't think you're going to fit, Mandy!
Mandy: Why? I am petite.
Initially, it was hard to find humor in the freak Chemistry accident at STA. When I saw Peter, though, he seemed to be in good spirits despite the blisters on his skin.
Peter: It looks like there's Sim City on my hand! Hey, that one's got a mansion.
Emma: I am really interested in what drug her parents are on. They're on Denial.
Now, we know the seniors get wonderful gifts, but some fetishes are a little too extreme.
Lauren D.: I swear, someone ordered tumbleweed. They went to tumbleweed-dot-com.
About electron distribution:
Lizzie: This could be the future of teleporting…
Emma Ham: I'm a woman. I'm already fruity, you idiot!
Jess: I just realized that Jake took my pencil!
Kathryn: But he's cute, so it doesn't matter, right?
Jess: Yeah, that's true.
Kate Cal.: I know the Independent Learning is 50 points, but how many points are possible?
Calculator woes--or life woes?
Dr. V.: See, don't get emotional about [this]…you need to preserve those emotions for more important things in your life.
Kate Z.: Wait, I don't understand why you can't have three.
Dr. V.: Why? Well, I'm afraid if I start to prove that, I will ruin the rest of your weekend.
As we learned the formula for calculating the Richter Scale, Ms. G_____ determines:
G_____: Conceivably we could all be waved out of the universe. Fascinating.
The context? Well, that would be too hard to explain. And, no, I will never tell you who said this.
Anonymous: What would you do if I jumped on Michael P____ and rode him?
Jess: I take Allegra-D. Do you know what the D stands for? [seductively]
Emma: Domestic.
Jess: Decongestant!
Sara: That test was butt-hard. It was a butt transcribed on paper.
Anonymous: I bet you twenty dollars. I'll never dry hump.
Elise: The information in my brain has a half-life. It only lasts a day!
There was a crazy logarithmic equation on the board that, literally, came out of no where. Vicki observes.
Vicki: When can you just toss in a log?
Lindsay: What exactly is deionized water?
[This just reminds me of the Dave Matthews Band quote from 8th grade…]
Kimi: Yeah, can we just have lots and LOTS of interest problems on the test?
Dr. V.: I just wish we could have lots and lots of interest, period.
After formal, Lindsay and I are arguing over something. Some people want to go to sleep at this late hour, however.
Caitlin: Could you two fight silently?
Girls on the Thai trip talk about blow jobs. Ms. Ge____ is sort of disturbed and gives her input.
Ms. Ge_____: Why don't you just give him a hand job!
AP Geography was a struggle on Halloween, but now we have excuses.
Alia W.: It's my Holton outfit; I just can't think!
Homeroom is always the time to groan.
Cassie: Is there some disease where you think there's something in your eye constantly?
Bailey: Hypochondria.
Julia: Geez, Jessie, you're like a walking ad for crack.
Ms. D___: I wish we lived in a society where we could walk on the streets naked and not get raped, but we don't live in that type of society--plus, it's starting to get colder outside.
Marissa: Why are teachers so evil?
Mrs. Sh____: It's part of our genetic make-up.
Besides studying for a test a week before the actual test , now you can really tell how much we understand, even in English!
Laoshi: Do you look like your father?
Nick: The father?… Who is the mother?
Jessie reflects on how her formal date sent her flowers the day of formal because he could not come. Lindsay becomes jealous.
Lindsay: Your date sends your flowers. My date sends me nasty e-mails!
Damn those fire drills in the cold weather! Sarah mumbles…
Sarah: My butt cheeks are vibrating.
Emma is feeling sick on the way home from Thailand, so it's Ham's duty to keep Emma from dying on the way home. She also gives reassurance.
Ham: Hey! We've almost reached our continent!
As we planned formal, Lindsay thought we should have dinner in Virginia. Jessie and I initially object.
Jess: That's, like, in Buttsville!
Lindsay: You DC people have a fear of crossing bridges!
Andy and Emma discuss cockroaches. They are apparently bigger in some areas of the world.
Emma: They don't have cockroaches in Thailand; they have cock-monsters!
Jess: Does this [water] smell like marijuana? {holds out Nalgene}
Kathryn: No, it smells like water.
Jess: Ahh, DC tap water…
G_____: The only people who don't age and move on in this school are the teachers. That's because we are kept on ice over night.
As the waiter mentions the special of the night, swordfish, Warrik whispers to Lindsay:
Warrik: Isn't swordfish an endangered species?
Anonymous: Don't squeeze my hairy fat!
Emma lounges over Lauren in the hallway, but Lauren finds the view down Emma's shirt a little unnecessary.
Emma: It's like Mt. Rushmore!
Lauren: Right, cause there's four [presidents' heads].
Emma: Haha… wait, does Mt. Rushmore have four heads?
Cl______ reflects on how crazy our Chem class is, especially because of Lindsay. Lindsay has a plan to be in one of Cl______'s classes forevermore.
Lindsay: Do you teach any other classes?
Christina: AP Scheduling!
Cl_______: Can you imagine what the schedules would looks like?
Alexis T.: I really think I'm hot. If I were a girl, I'd date myself.
This is my favorite quote of the quarter.
Abby: Does chicken have a molecular formula?
…And you should be too!
Jess: I'm whipped on the Funniest Quotes.
Before Emma gets ready for her trip to Thailand (yes, these are summer quotes), Ms. Co____ tells the students about particular… tribulations.
Jess: They talked to you about yeast infections?
Emma: Yeah.
Jess: Why? Do they expect you to get it when you're in Thailand?
Emma: I guess… it's a Thai thing.
Jessie's concerns while wondering if she'll get in trouble with her mother.
Jessie: She [My mother] couldn't kill me-that would be murder!
This is a hilarious comment I got from James this summer about the critically acclaimed movie Chicken Run.
James: What's the rating on chicken run? Probably R since all those chickens are naked
Someone mentions the formation of a rock group of nine year-old girls. How ridiculous is that?
Jess: Gosh! How old are you when you're nine!? Third grade?
Kimi: That's, like, two!
Typos
Vicki: your feling my ass
(for "your feelings, my ass")
You can just tell this conversation was going on late at night; I don't even remember what we were trying to talk about...
Jessie: I'm no longer a green thumb within a red finger...
Laura M.'s long-standing fascination with prom will be growing larger this year. Hell, prom IS this year! :)
Emma: You know, prom is this year!
Laura: Yeah, I know! And I don't even have a dress yet!
Luisa: Yeah, they even moved it [prom] a few months earlier because they knew you were so excited!
Anonymous: I need a hotel room just for a night to let her scream.
Emma: Survey says: FUCK!
Anonymous: I never got to watch The Matrix.
Jess: Oh! We are totally watching it!
Anonymous: Aww, it was Joe's* and my movie.
Jess: How could it have been your movie if you never watched it? Ohhh...
*names have been changed to protect the innocent
About her glasses
Sara: I was going for the whole Elvis Costello-librarian look.
First day of classes: Ms. Cl______ asks if we have any nicknames. She remembers that I'd like to be called "Jess," but Lindsay has a problem with this.
Lindsay: Her full name is "Jessica."
Cl______: I call her what she wants to be called... as long as it is repeatable in class.
Also on the first day of class: First, an overview. Then a reprimand!
Mr. Z_____: I'm just going to switch into teacher-asshole mode.
Kimi's wearing this shirt that says "Rock" on it. Julia notices the shirt later in the day.
Julia: Does your shirt say "RACK"?
I propose calling my Precal teacher, Mrs. G_____, "Gols" as a nickname. (I was obviously lazy.)
Julia: "Gols" is an awful nickname. It sounds like too many testicular parts.
Kathryn: Only one--well, two.
Jess: Wait! What's the second one?
Christina: That bites the dog!
Someone says that a particular math problem is going to take too long. I guess that wasn't an appropriate comment.
Dr. V: Well, some people run 100 meters and some people run marathons. The ones who run marathons don't say "Oh, this one will take so long!"
Mrs. Tr______: Do icebergs explode?
We know what her favorite subject is.
Lindsay: I need to go to the bathroom. Nah, I'll save it for English.
Z_____: Women in Virginia are looking for a man with a big... plantation.
I resent this comment:
Jess: Everyone has screwy relationships!
Jessie: And you, you're a screwball! A screwball and a half! You're a cork--with a screw!
Cl______: Miss Th_____. Are you eating candy in the lab?
Lindsay: No, I'm eating the chemicals.
(AP Chem inside joke, yes...)
I must have been pissed or something.
Jess: This is my butt on crack.
Christina: Doesn't it already have a crack?
In peer groups, Nina E. talks about how there are cows out where she lives. She later comments that there have also been drug busts in fields nearby. Ms. Ha_____ desperately tries to make a connection.
H______: Wait. Is it the shrooms in the [cows'] poop?
Trying to balance equations of some crazy sort...
Sabrina: I did something crazy, but the Chemistry book told me to!
Technical problems in Travel Narrative. Tr_____ is having some trouble operating the TV.
Tr_____: Turn it off! Turn it off! How do I turn it off?!
Charles B.: Turn it off on the TV.
Tr_____: Where's the TV!?
Juniors are very much into this fundraising thing.
Lindsay: Do we have a mass spectrometer?
Cl_______: Well, no. They are hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Sabrina: Have a bakesale!
Mrs. Tr______ tries to explain this website that she thinks we should check out, but she already had erased it from her computer. She explains:
Tr_____: I erased all the cookies off my computer, but I'll go back to find the crumbs.
We are learning new uses for our TI-83.
Jess: Wow! This is so cool! I'm a dork, and I love it!
I guess we were being a little rowdy in Precal.
G_____: History is for speaking. Math is for thinking... quietly.
I WILL NEVER LIVE THIS DOWN!
Cl_______: What is acetic acid?
Jess: A base!
Good is not good where better
is expected. ~Thomas Fuller
