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Dutch is our own boy wonder. He is a cynical, hermitic, dude who survives almost solely on Guinness. An honorary black man and devoted soccer hooligan, Dutch tries hard every day to emulate his heroes: Han Solo, Nigel Tufnel, Stuart McKenzie, and that guy on the LA Times commercial in the movies that says "get me a spinner". He can often be heard shouting in the streets, "Let's get pissed! |
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What else can you say about a man that has his own midget army ? Mike is our Jedi knight, an extreme writer and drinker of the one and only Pearl Jam Lager. Truly a very bitter man holding up fort in Portland, Mike is the person who 9 times out of 10 is the reason behind the madness. Truly a legend in his own time
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And me, well I am the Spud, a mild mannered potato looking man. The Herman is fading fast, and I am passing it on down to Mikey and Snaps. The picture here is of me getting a little off Alexis when I was like ...I dunno-5 . Sorry to say, that is about the last time I got any ..it is ok, we all have our droughts. |
