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THEODEN >SIGH< .. It should have never had come to this. Now we must face evil and die.
EOMER What ? ?
THEODEN I mean... succeed.
SCENE CUTS TO ANOTHER ROOM
LEGOLAS Look at this. Most of these men have seen too many winters.
GIMLI Or not enough.
ARAGORN I will fight alongside my people.
LEGOLAS But you will die!
ARAGORN oH ?!? Let's leave then!
THEODEN WALKS IN
THEODEN Are we ready here?
ARAGORN Ugh,... Ummm.... Aagghhh....
THEODEN Good! The enemy is comming, Get Ready!
ENEMY COMES.GIMLI IS TOSSED BY ARAGORN INTO A GROUP OF ORC. BIG GLORIOUS BATTLE. GANDALF AIDS. ARAGORN DIES. JUST KIDDING.
SCENE TO NEXT MORNING, AFTER THE BATTLE. THE PARTY HEADS TO ISENGARD
GANDALF OOOh...dum dee dum dum hum hum ho humm...
LEGOLAS IS MAKING BEATS WITH HIS MOUTH
LEGOLAS Boom... Boom boom boom BOOM.. boom boom boom BOOM...
ARAGORN Nigga can't harm me, kill SARUMAN'S army, Only little cuts, we did 'em in the butts. What What ?
GIMLI BREAK DANCES
SCENE CUTS TO ISENGARD
PIPPIN Yay! The ENTS destroyed ISENGARD!
TREEBEARD Almost. SARUMAN and GRIMA are inside ORTHANC, the tower in the center of ISENGARD.
MERRY Yippee! We won!
SARUMAN STICKS HIS HEAD FROM THE BALCONY IN ORTHANC
SARUMAN What do you want?
SARUMAN SPITS DOWN. MERRY DODGES THE SPIT
MERRY Nasty! Let us in!
SARUMAN Why?
PIPPIN We seek the holy grail, along with other eating utencils. Maybe. some eating afterwards..
SARUMAN Youuuuu Hobbitish Pig-Dogs! I burst my pimples on you!
SARUMAN GOES BACK INSIDE
THE PARTY LOOK AT EACH OTHER, CONFUSED.
SCENE CUTS TO THE PARTY HEADED FOR ISENGARD.
THEODEN Those are sone tight beats, dog!
LEGOLAS Boom..chicka chicka... boom..chicka chicka..
GANDALF R-R-REMIX! !
ARAGORN I was headed down south when I met this man, he said lisetn to me son, I got a plan. We headed to Rohan to help the King, I got blinded and said, Hey King, why you wear that Bling-Bling? Bling Bling!
GIMLI Bling Bling!
ARAGORN Yeaaa man, a bling bling.
PROPS TO LEGOLAS FOR RYTHMS AND MAD PROPS TO MY MAIN DOG DJ GIMLI ON THE TURN TABLES
FRODO, SAM AND GOLLUM WERE CAUGHT BY FEREMIR, BOROMIR'S BROTHER, WHILE FINDING A WAY AROUND THE BLACK GATE. THEY WERE LATER LET GO.
FRODO Where are we now, GOLLUM?
GOLLUM Masters, We doesn't know where we is. Wait, let me go way over here to have mental self-struggle for the audience.. yesss.
GOLLUM TO HIMSELF We doesn't knwo what's to do? TO SELF But he is a tricksy Hobbits, Baggins TO SELF We likes master TO SELF The fat one, he knows too much TO SELF But how do we make the Thing ours again? TO SELF She will helps usss yessss.. shes wsilslsl helps usssss
GOLLUM Come, Masters, this way to the fires of MOUNT DOOM!
SAM I don't trust him!
FRODO We have no other choice
SAM Hey GOLLUM, why do you talk like an epileptic retard?
GOLLUM SShhtuupid fatt gaay Hobbittseesss
SCENE CUTS TO THE PARTY MEETING THE HOBBITS IN ISENGARD
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