…SCENE… The scene is set backstage in the WEW arena. The corridoors are busy and filled with backstage staff, the cameras scroll down the corridoors til a bright colour catches there eye. From a distance they couldnt quite work out what it was. The cameras come closer and closer ...
«« ¤The Star Of the Show¤ »»
Oh hey! Camera geeks! Over here! ‡waves‡ Thats right guys follow the star!
…SCENE… The cameras come closer towards the yelling woman to approach and blonde girl in a bright pink outfit! Its the Wew newcomer, Lana Starr! She stops waving and smiles in the camera ...
«« ¤The Star Of the Show¤ »»
I know you guys are stuck looking for some good material for your little tv shows so i thought i'll donate my time to give you some VERY good material! Can we get in a better light please i'm getting a shade over my fod! ‡moves back‡ Okay, hello folks i'm lana starr and welcome to my show! Heres the backstage area of the WEW Lana productions, right now its full off lowlifes dawdling around and getting in the way! Don't worry fans give me time to improve, you know and i know i only have the best quality so we'll have to build on that one. Also we see a few doors with forgetful names on the front, ‡points‡ poison ... gorgeous george ... daffney ... that sort of thing! Yah well i'll have to get name tags for em of something so me and you can tell who these people are. I think there are the crappy boiler rooms anyway so we dont want to hang round here with the low class divas anyway, we all want to see people who are worth our time, arent i right? Thats why i'm here! ‡smiles‡ To use up good precious time! My show is very new and i havent quite snuggled in yet but it'll take time. I've been here for atleast a hour of so and its hectic! No make-up artist or manicurist who arrive on time! No photoshooters begging for my photographs! I guess i'll have to make myself noticed first cause these people obviously cannot notice a star when they see or hear one! Geez it's hard work! Can you beleive it fans, i actually have to do things by myself round here! I'll proberly live these rules for a good ... 2 hours and things will be back to normal! Okay! Well sorry to leave so early but i've got things to do people to see! Toodles! Oh by the way, you might want to clean them lenses and brighten up those torches! Everything needs to be sparkling and perfect if i'm living here! Thankyou!
…SCENE… With that Lana Starr walks off and the cameras go else where to look for some more material. Lana walks the opposite way of the cameras and down the corridoor. She turns a corner and then walks down another corridoor. She stops at a door with a glittery bright shiny star pinned onto it. She goes to unlock the door to find its already open. She pulls her face as openning the door and she spots a envelope on her table which wasent there when she left. She walks over and opens it up ...
«« ¤The Star Of the Show¤ »»
The raw card! ‡squeals‡ Now lets see ... Undisputed tournament ... hmm ‡eyes scroll down the paper‡ Are here we have it, Lana Starr ‡eyes sparkle‡ Thats me! Versus ... Danffey Unger? Who the friggin hell is that!
…SCENE… Lana stands and thinks to herself but is interupted by a phone ringing. She walks over and picks it up ...
«« ¤The Star Of the Show¤ »»
The star speaking ... oh hey ! How are you? ... Uh huh ... YOU want to assist me? ... You called me a not nice person and quit last time you was my assistant! ... You've changed? ... for better? Well hold up, i'll just call my agent ... I'll put you on another line ...
…SCENE… Lana holds patti and pulls out a small card out of her bra. She reads the number out and dials it up. She waits for the agent to pick up ...
«« ¤The Star Of the Show¤ »»
... Hello rocky? ... Oh hi chicken! Just got a call of Justin and he has just offered to be my assistant YET again! He told me he's changed and and he appreciates me more and blah blah blah! So should i chance it? ... You think so? ... Well he does admire me! ... Alright thanks Rocky! Oh hey, could you get a manicurist and a make-up artist and a hair dresser round here as soon as possible? ... Thanks hun! Chaw!
…SCENE… Hangs up and then picks up to Patti.
«« ¤The Star Of the Show¤ »»
Justin, i've just had a word with my hollywood friends and they agreed to give you another chance! Blow it and i'll blow you, ‡Laughs‡ And not in the pleasure way, I meant to say i'll blow you up! ... Huh keep dreaming Justin! ... Uh, come over as soon as you want, oh and do you know daffney Unger? ... uh-huh ... uh-huh ... Oh me gosh! No way is it her! Urgh! ... Yeh i'm doing a promo in a minuate ... Okay byes!
…SCENE… She hangs up and starts admiring herself in the mirror. She then turns around and walks out the room and the cameras turn onto the main arena!
«« ¤The Star Of the Show¤ »»
Hello Lana fans! Welcome to the first addition of the Lana Star Show! Now one minuate why we all observe this new pretty face! ‡Raises head and pauses‡ Okay, Im down here not only for your good, but obviously for mine too! So lets see where to start ... Oh yah, The latest raw card! Now this is a great place for me to start my buisness, in a tournament! How fun! You might not all agree, those of you backstage because not all of you have the fun of winning, you all have the fun of thinking your going to win and become champ! So far theres been a few faces excited about the tourny which is good, but theres been some confidence too which is well a shame really! All that build up of confidence for nothing i guess! ‡Laughs‡ Now my first opponment is that freaky little fashion victim daffney! I mean, who wears black with white pale skin. Black is soooo boring! Black is more of a mood than a colour! And those boots? And ... UH! ‡Cringes‡ Hold on whilst i make a urgent phone call to the fashion police! ‡Uses fingers as a phone‡ Ring, ring ... ring, ring ... Hello fashion police? Yeh it is lana! Yup, another bad case of unfashionitus! Yes i do have her name, daffney unger, yes she wear all black and wears some ugly boots on national TV! Would you beleive! Yup alright then bye! ‡Puts fingers down‡ Yeh the fashion police said it'll be a definate arrest! Now i'm surpose to get in the same ring as HER! She cant get in the ring with me! Black and pink doesnt clash! What was the commissioner thinking?! Now Daff, i didnt quite reconize your name, it didnt ring a bell, shows how great of a wrestler you are huh! My mind cannot take in alot anyway so only main names stick in this so if you could get yourself a name tag, that'll be great! Well seeing as i had to ask around til i got your information, i realized your that little petty lightweight who runs around screaming! Now if that scream is as intimidating as a fluffy rabbit! Like i say, not scary atall! You think you can scare me with your big scary music and your black scary clothes and that ugly off putting face, well think again! What CAN you do? Everyone can scream, you obviously havent heard me yet, and you wouldnt want to! This match isnt about a screaming contest mind, its all about the undizputed title belt. Why this belt im gonna work so hard for better have a designer name on it! If its cheap material, you know im throwing it straight out to the bins! Its got to be sparkling gold cause everyone those gold goes well with golden hair! Brushes hair back Daff, i heard your little promo earlier, why you think im nothing cause i dont go round slaming men to the floor? Well in my eyes men are here for sexual pleasure not to intimidate us ladies! I found out your soft spot it sexist people, well seeing as you look like a bloke, i suggest you can stand up and try and be just like on too! Hey is there any chance of you being a dyke? Cause um, if you are i'll definately be watching where those filthy hands are going on raw is lana! Geez imagine that? Cringes Im not calling you one by the way, its just a thought, seeing as you wanting to be able to do everything a bloke can do! Hey are you one of ... no, nevermind! Daffney your a really bbbooooorrrrring subject by the way! I wish i could wrestle someone more interesting! Alls i got though is a little girl who skits out in paddys over little things such as gambling! Well i dont have time for arcades and casinos, im a full time worker! Ive hardly got time to act, pose, sing and shop as it is! Im real sorry my beautiful lana star wannabe fans but im gonna have to cut this promo short seeing as ive got MUCH better things to do like admire myself or get my nails done. So you can all go home now or turn the TV over cause theres nothing else to see here, i'll be back on very soon though so dont you guys worry! I like to liven up other peoples lifes aswell as my own you know! Well have fun missing me!
…SCENE… Lanas music hits again and the crowd cheer as Lana drops the mic and walks off. The cameras take a break ...
…SCENE… The cameras open up backstage with micheal cole. Micheal Cole is running around with the cameras until he bumps into the bright shining diva, Lana Star. Lana Star spots the cameras and imediately fixes her hair whilst smiling and starring into the cameras. Micheal Cole apoligizies and goes to hurry along. Lana grabs his little t-shirt and yanks him back towards her. Micheal cole looks terrified.
«« ¤The Star Of the Show¤ »»
Sorry little guy for stretching your cheap little stone cold shirt you have on there, i didn't do it on purpose! Honestly! ‡Blinks eyes innocently‡ Whats the rush mickey?
«« ¤WEW pathetic Interviewer¤ »»
Oh i just heard Daffney Unger just arrived and i wanted an interview thats all!
«« ¤The Star Of the Show¤ »»
What!? ‡Mouth drops open‡ You bump into a star such as myself and run straight past towards that little gothic nothing daffney! Are you out of your mind! If only my nails where dry right now i'd scratch your eyes right out of your socket! Oh wait! I know whats going on here! ‡Laughs‡ Oh mickey you nearly got me then! Good job this blonde has brains huh? ‡Winks‡
«« ¤WEW pathetic Interviewer¤ »»
Huh? I dont understand?
«« ¤The Star Of the Show¤ »»
Alright Mickey i would of give you that joke then but now you've killed it! Stop playing now mickey its getting a bit to booooorrrrring for my entertainment! I got a better idea, why not interview me!
«« ¤WEW pathetic Interviewer¤ »»
But i'm not joking lana!
«« ¤The Star Of the Show¤ »»
Miss Star to you, no-one calls me Lana, only the higher class people! To little scums like yourself its Miss Lana!
«« ¤WEW pathetic Interviewer¤ »»
Sorry Miss Lana, but i really need to go.
«« ¤The Star Of the Show¤ »»
Why? You have one of W.E.W's stars infront of your eyes and your complaining about going to the bathroom? Do you know how rude that is? I knew the WEW was too low class for me. ‡Raises head up‡ Now are you going to do your little lame job and interview or shall i be on my way?
«« ¤WEW pathetic Interviewer¤ »»
Well ... ‡Thinks‡ Alright, how do you feel about daffney, no, how come you ... no,
«« ¤The Star Of the Show¤ »»
Mickey your pathetic, do you like poems?
«« ¤WEW pathetic Interviewer¤ »»
Well yeh ...
«« ¤The Star Of the Show¤ »»
Well hush and listen to this sweet poem i made up!
Once upon a time was Lana Star
Who drove around in a very nice car
Her hair so light, her clothes so bright
Her makeup so right, what a sight!
One day in in Lana star village
Came a woman full of privallage
Her hair so dark, her eyes so evil,
Her voice so powerful and her clothes so formal
Lana Star, so shiny and bright
Looked at the woman with a fright!
A letter was deleivered to the stars hands
That a new federation was built near the land
Lana shook on the deal, and made a big meal
For she was about to become the WEW's unforgetable heel
Days had passed and it was time to leave
So Lana Star and her agents grabbed the keys
The arrival was big but to her surprise
The era of the biggest heel finally dies
The screams, cheers, and kisses
Lana became a character out of the fans wishes
Lana Star was ready for action
Now she was in this new all womens federation
The raw card came, and to her shame,
Daffney Unger was her opponment, a woman with no fame!
The woman was ugly, gothic and tiny
Unfashionable, ghostly, loud and whiney
Lana Star laughed til her shiny jaws would acke
Daffney had a serious ass beating to take!
The little woman showed stood her head high
Blabbed her mouth off whilst Lana Star stood with a sigh
She went down ringside in lanas pretty pink PVC
Stood out there for the whole world to see
Why Lana Star was shocked and annoyed
She thought to herself, this bitch needs to be destroyed!
Lana was thinking and training
Getting ready for a night of kanning
The carpet was rolled and the music was played
Out from the back came Lana Star, Daffney looked afraid
She walked down to the ring and slided her way in
The bell rang, the match begin
A few DDTs, suplex and slaps
Til the end where the crowd would all clap
As Lana stood up filled with glee
For she got Daffney down and counted the final 1,2,3!
«« ¤WEW pathetic Interviewer¤ »»
So you think you've won this match up then?
«« ¤The Star Of the Show¤ »»
Get it right mickey, I know i've won this match! Ya see my agents have all placed bets, why my fans are counting on me to win the undisputed gold! Im counting on it! As easy as it seems, im definately going to win!
…SCENE… A nearby monitor is playing and showing daffneys last promo. Lana Star turns around as she hears a scream.
«« ¤The Star Of the Show¤ »»
Ugh have you seen her!?
…SCENE… Lana walks closer to the screen to see Daffney in the ring talking about lana stars downers ...
«« ¤The Star Of the Show¤ »»
She is SO trying to be me! Shes SO jealous!
«« ¤WEW pathetic Interviewer¤ »»
If you listenned properly, shes actually bitching about the way you look,
«« ¤The Star Of the Show¤ »»
How can SHE bitch anyone off? I have fashion, i have pride! What does she have? The ugliest face in the dog kennel andthe ugliest clothes from the 2nd handed old fashioned catalogue! Come on! ‡Listens‡ How do i win in those heels? Well we'll have to watch and find out! It takes talent to walk in difficult shoes like that i'll have you know! I can look sassy and tough in the ring! Shame about your little scronny ass! Move outta my way micheal i got places to go, people to see! My stars are dimming being in such a disgusting corridoor and starring at a disgusting creature!
…SCENE… Lana Star walks off and cameras follow her. She walks into her locker room with the bright star on the front. Inside she is shocked to see a young lad inside ...
«« ¤The Star Of the Show¤ »»
Justin Babay! ‡Shrieks in excitement‡ Wow dont you look handsome darls!
«« ¤The Stars Hollywood Friend¤ »»
Thankyou Starry! I've been on a Very loooong journey from hollywood and it was Sooo boring! I came down for entertainment lovey! Where is it?
«« ¤The Star Of the Show¤ »»
Well raw is coming up and you can watch me beat the crap out of this little nothing called Daffney Unger! I sware justin, shes like wee high, white pale face, dark long hair, big ugly black clothes and big dirty sweaty boots! Shes a sight and half! I cant wait to hit the facelift on her!
«« ¤The Stars Hollywood Friend¤ »»
Facelift??
«« ¤The Star Of the Show¤ »»
My top class finisher! It where i smash her head to the ground. That little arrogant cow seems to not be intimidated! Well she thinks this match is wrapped round her little finger, like i cannot pull a good move, well she laughed at the finisher. I'm not bothered what finisher she may have because she wont have time to pull the move anyway! I'll be too incontrol of the whole match for her to get hands on my pretty face!
«« ¤The Stars Hollywood Friend¤ »»
What does she wrestle like?
«« ¤The Star Of the Show¤ »»
She reckons shes got punches and crap but i know i can squash her! You know what, all she comes down to he ring for or gets an interview for? Too brag on about how she got that damn WCW cruiserweight championship belt of a male! She sounds like shes never had a title before, wait, hold on, not counting that one, she hasent! Im used to gold, i near enough owned WOW! I've been there done that and moved on! If Daffney wants to carry on bragging about defeating a male when we are in a all female federation then let her! She hates sexist people but says that beating a man is imposible! I've been against alot of women who are twice as hard as any man, yeh women can be alot harder than men so i hope she can keep that in mind! She cant talk about me not being ready for the wrestling buisness! Im ready, i've experianced this all women bitchy feds, she hasent. She used to wonder round WCW screaming her head off and loosing her temper.
«« ¤The Stars Hollywood Friend¤ »»
She sounds about 5 years old!
«« ¤The Star Of the Show¤ »»
She looks and acts that age too! She REALLY gets to my head! I cannot stand her. She looks at me like im a barbie doll, well i am alot prettier and smarter than a barbie doll! I can do things all by myself and i am alot more capable to get to a ring and kicking some gothic ass than a barbie doll can ever be! Yes Daffney, i like my poseing and movies and whatever else great talent lies beneth me but i do also like my wrestling! All wrestling federations need there favourates and i guess i am a fan favourate, in looks and ring skills. Im not just looks so will you please get that through that scary looking face of yours! I best calm down before i come out in spots!
«« ¤The Stars Hollywood Friend¤ »»
Yes i know! Lets talk about the fact that im your new manager!
«« ¤The Star Of the Show¤ »»
Yeh Justin! Me and you, like those old days! We used to travel everywhere together to movie auditions, photoshoots, and that! Now you can back me up and help me out through the WEW!
…SCENE… Justin and Lana carry on talking and the cameras F A D E O U T ...
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