1. Last week's rank - 1. Bahamuts Brood (6-1) Oh that's great. I wrote a hit play and directed it, so I'm not sweating it either. Quick to provide a rational response to bottom feeder whines and rantings and correct scoring errors the powerhouse that is the Twisted Syster continues to roll through the competition. Edgerrin James or EG as I like to call him maintains his role of last year as fantasy footballs most consistent player proving that the Brood's draft day trade may be the GM move of the year. However there is sentiment that the newfound success has gotten to the Owners head.

2. Last week's rank - 7. Mayhem of Mooninites (4-3) Here are just a few of the key ingredients: dynamite, pole vaulting, laughing gas, choppers - can you see how incredible this is going to be? - Hang gliding, come on! Like the owner of a dry cleaning business and dee-luxe apartment in the sky these moon men are moving on up. Solid all around contribution has been the key for this team. With Big Game Holt putting up a bagel this team still wins the week. Could El Lamberto divison have a new rooster in the hen house? Let me lay some Bobby Brown: Too hot to handle too cool to hold they're called the mooninites and they're in control.

3. Last week's rank - 6. BOOMU (4-3) You heard me, Coltrane. If any team has made a statement in recent weeks it has been the BOOMU. That statement being when the captain brings it he wins weeks or comes close; however as stated by the GM himself last week when his team is bad they are like Leroy Brown the baddest dudes in the whole dang town.

4. Last week's rank - 5. Dan Dan Revolution! (4-3) I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Don't question the Danimal for he will defeat his own flesh and blood to reclaim his rightful spot in the top 4. Aside from a questionable trade this looks poised to make a surge. Dan you are Jerry Maguire, you have your fish in a plastic bag and your ready. Who's going with you? And most importantly where is Senor Blades?

5. Last week's rank - 2. Het-flix and the Video Viewing Friars (4-3) Pointless act! You don't give a 500 dollar tip to the housekeeper! That's inappropriate! That's inexcusable! That, I don't forgive! What were you thinking? What were you thinking? This is a good team but I got three words Never Bench Alexander. The move may not have hurt Het but I could have. First you make an awful trade then you play a bum to justify it. Benching Alexander is a bad decision on par with the idea to make Coke 2 and buy Pets.com stock.

6. Last week's rank - 3. Ann Arbor Expansions (4-3) You might be on "B" Squad, But you're the "B" Squad leader. Welcome to the bottom half of the league mister dollarsign/ronron/mexico. A crafty trade might be the catalyst this team needs to overtake Dan and Syster but the rookie of the year has left himself vulnerable with two of the worst back up Qbs in history. It truly is too bad the season is not 5 weeks like you had thought.

7. Last week's rank - 4. Duqcats (4-3) - Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you. Here is the deal, Manning and Lewis man up and play like they should and Easy E is taking the grad school posse out of the Ham playoff picture. Would that be ironic or just suck for the wacky morning zoo with Ron and Dan? Either way the ironing is delicious.

8. Last week's rank - 8. The Brooklyn Bear-hugs (2-5) I can't fix a car like this, because I don't have the tools! And even if I did have the tools I don't know if I could fix a car like this! I don't have insight to the hip inner workings of the Brooklyn boys lifestyle so I cant comment on them in this weeks rankings like Kirk did last week. I will say this this team needs Jablonski and they need him to go Deep.

9. Last week's rank - 10. Air Kentucky Striped Zissous (1-6) He's out. And you're out, too. And I don't think I'm in, either. No gang! His abilities to run a league questioned and his team fading like so few hairs on a lonely bald spot. This may be the bottom of the Man's football life. A bright spot you no longer are the power ranking bottom.

10. Last week's rank - 9. Kofeldtupyourmoms (1-6) Well does the fact that I'm trying to do it do it for you? I stink. Take 'em away boys.