TONY

2. Tony Bate - Tony has been at the club a good few years now and has never let the team down. Every time he’s on the pitch he gives 100 per cent and you know he’ll be doing his best no matter what, even if a bit late now and again with his tackles.

Things you may not know- Tony is one of the few in our team who is rich living in his mansion which the team has never been invited too! He’s pissed out of his face after 4 pints of cider which I think is down to age. He is also a greedy bastard having witnessed first hand him devouring 2 main course Chinese meals, chips, 2 portions of rice and prawn crackers to himself. (I think he’d give Woofy a run for his money in an eating competition!). His nick-names include Alan Hansen and carthorse which he seems to carry round pitch with him.