~*Who are we?*~

We "whores" are the gorgeous females that have a passion for those hot cast members of LOTR!
We just can't help it! Have you seen them?????
Like OMG!!!! They look so tempting!
Though some of us are married or have boyfriends.....we each have a "clause" that states we are to be faithful to our mates, EXCEPT in the case of dreaming of those SEXY MEN from LOTR!!!

~*The Forming Of The Whores*~

Well this is a very silly and stupid story, but im going to subject you all to reading it anyway! muhahahaha!!! (yes, yes im evil......so sue me) And if you get bored......thats what the "back" button is for! LM-ICE-O!! We are all members of many different Lord Of The Rings groups which you will find links to on this site. We was...oooh great English! I mean we were generally being silly one day about how we all have different conversations on different groups and how there actually should be one group we all joined..........there it began! Certain names for what this group "could" be called were thrown around and joked with.....until Jennifer i think it was came out with Whores Of The Ring! And thus....the legend was created! It was just too funny to pass by! Now we have become quite good friends i think, and we have a proper laugh!! heh heh! I swear i need to get a copyright out on some of this shit! It's just too funny!!!
I think one thing which definately needs to be explained is "LM-ICE-O" which will probably get used quite a bit on this site! LM-ICE-O is sort of an inside joke. Because a few of the girls are from texas, and have a tendency to pronounce the word ice so it sounds like ass, which us english of the group found highly amusing so we say LM-ICE-O in stead of LMAO (laughing my ass off)!!

~*Disclaimer*~

We are not actually whores! (well not to my knowledge anyway), we do not give sexual favours for any profit, or benefit of our own, (besides personal pleasure!). We are not sluts, slags, ho's, slappers, skanks, etc etc......we are just a bunch of daftys, with the mental age of about 4, thinking we are funny and trying to have a laugh!!! Got it!!! LM-ICE-O!!!

We are just devoted LOTR fans of...... Elijah!, Billy!, Orlando!,
Dom!, Craig!, Viggo!, Karl!..............