~*Rudeness*~
Ok, so here is where you will find some very rude, yet suprisingly creative ideas for "Whores Of The Ring Merchandise" which has come out of our warped minds these past few months!!!! One of my favourite ideas which had my literally wetting my pants from laughter is the "whores of the ring vibrators" idea. Which is basically vibrators with the guys heads on the end!!! heh heh! Very rude, but a very amusing thought! Even funnier whe you actually get an image of what they'd look like!!...Can't imagine it?.......Let me help you out!!!!!!  Or how about this one!!
Another of the funniest things i'd heard for a while came out of Poo Poo's warped and slightly dangerous mind!!! Underwear, with the Lord Of The Rings fellas faces printed on them.....a bit plain you may think.....but wait!!! For poo poo's reasoning behind this was so that we could be sat on their faces all day long!!!! heh heh!! So check out this lovely Billy Thong!   and these lovely Karl Granny Pants!!!! ha ha ha!
And my personal favourite of the lot......Masks. Puh! no, not just some halloween styleeeeee plastic masks! Im talking proper latex, mission impossible type masks. Never again will the unpopular boy be left without a date for the prom. If he's getting turned down left right and center...all he has to do is produce his trusty mask and the girls will come flocking! And its one for the girls too.........fed up of looking at your boyfriend? Fancy a change? Get a Billy, Dom, Orli, Karl or Viggo mask and all your problems are solved. You have a boyfriend with a great personality, but not much of a looker? Get a mask. Fed up of looking at your boyfriend whilst having sex? Get a mask. Fancy pushing roleplay a bit further? Get a mask. My god it works for all situations!!     
Pity my drawing is complete and utter bollox! These are like a multi million dollar money making scheme just waiting to happen! I should really get copyright put on these baby's!!!!! 
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