COMICS
No, you can't actually buy any of the comics here. I suggest you go to your local comic book store or try Slave Labor Graphics.
Anyways, I made this page up to give you little summaries of what the comics are about so you can see what you're missing. May contain spoilers, so use discretion.
I listed all the JTHM issues first (#1-7) and then Squee! (#1-4). There are no I Feel Sick (because I haven't gotten around to reading that one yet) or Filler Bunny (because Filler Bunny sucks).
JtHM #1
August 1995
In this issue, we are first introduced to Squee and Johnny simultaneously.
We get a little bit of insight into Squee's life first (eg. the parents) and get to meet Johnny and begin to understand how disturbed he is.
Later on, we discover that there have been a series of horrible mutilating deaths (gee...I wonder who's behind it?), so a survey man comes. Johnny gets a little paranoid. This is where we are first introduced to that wall of his. Johnny gets very insightful.
Then, later, when Johnny is at Taco Smell (hehe), someone uses a word he particularly doesn't like and...well, stuff happens.
Then, there's a little strip about Johnny's "friends".
Then, we get introduced to NailBunny and PsychoDoughboy and get a little more insight into Johnny's life and more fucked-up wisdom.
JtHM #2
November 1995
In this issue, we find out a little more about that wall of Johnny's when he starts discussing it with some guy.
We meet some noisy victims and some beautiful ones.
We are introduced to Devi, who after a bad date with some guy (he shit his pants!), goes out with Johnny and that date doesn't exactly go that well.
And poor Nny overreacts when he doesn't get a BrainFreezy.
Oh, and Mr. Eff comes to be.
JtHM #3
February 1996
In this issue, Johnny goes to cafe and does some stuff while listening to Ode To Joy. Kind of twisted.
Later, Squee is at the mall and Johnny rescues him from being abducted. While he means well, Johnny ends up severely tramuatizing Squee again.
Then, we get to hear a rather funny story (at least in Johnny's opinion.)
We get introduced to Tess and Dillon, who like to talk during movies. This is something Johnny does not at all like and makes very clear to them. Tasers are involved.
Johnny makes a very profound discovery.
And we get to see Johnny clean out his fridge in a rather unusal way.
JtHM #4
May 1996
In this issue, we get to see the many levels of Johnny's basement as his situation seems to be getting bleaker.
Once again, we see Tess and Dillon and we find out that Johnny would never rape anyone and he has this bug named Mr. Samsa that he keeps killing, but it keeps coming back (at least, that's the way he sees it). The situation concerning the wall seems to be getting a little more creepy.
Johnny goes to Squee's house to tramuatize him again when he gets his hand cut on a Skettios can.
We find out that Devi is now kind of a recluse and she ends up making a very important phone call.
SOMETHING VERY BIG HAPPENS!!!! These summaries suck.
JtHM #5
August 1996
In this issue, one of the first things that happen is that we get introduced to a new character, Krik. Krik is an asshole. That Dillon guy dies, but he deserved it and you totally knew that it was coming, so it's all good. The wall thing starts becoming a very important factor in this issue.
Krik and Tess are trying to get out of the house and are telling the stories of how they got there. Krik is asshole! Wait, I already said that, didn't I? Well, it remains true.
The wall thing gets explained (finally) and then, it's the end of the DoughBoys. Muhahaha.
We get introduced to Anne Gwish and get a little insight into her life.
And then, OH MY GOD (!!!), weird stuff happens.
JtHM #6
November 1996
We get to see what heaven is like!!! Yay. Head explosions follow.
A comic that is still about Johnny, but has nothing to do with the storyline surfaces. It's just so adorable.
We meet Satan and get a look at Hell. We find out why Johnny is the way he is.
And then, Johnny doesn't have that much hair anymore (long story) and there are no more DoughBoys...but is there something else now???
JtHM #7
January 1998
And now there is an ending!!! A final ending!!! Muhahahaha.
We meet Johnny's biggest fan, Jimmy (or Mmy...ugh, how dirivitive). He's a sick sick man (don't worry, kids. He dies).
Nny tries to reason with Devi, who won't talk to him, even though the DoughBoys are gone.
Another Anne Gwish cartoon.
Johnny gets a new friend (sort of). Mr. Samsa and NailBunny make appearances.
There's a cute little cartoon in which Johnny does something funny.
Then, he goes and wishes Squee good luck because he's going on a "vacation" of some sort.
The End!!!
Squee! #1
April 1997
The Squee! series doesn't really have a point. It's about Squee and his life and all that, but Johnny was more profound. This series, despite all of the horrible violence and disturbing content, is a little more fun.
The issue begins with Squee being kidnapped by aliens...are you still with me? Yes, that's right, ALIENS! SPOOOOOKY. Could this be the end of Squee? Actually, you can pretty much figure that since it is the first story in the first issue, that it is probably not the end of little Squee.
So, Squee eventually returns and we find out just how uncaring and drugged out his mother is. It's sad, really.
And then Nacho kills Andy. Exciting, eh?
By this point, Johnny is already on his "vacation", so he doesn't make any guest appearances. This is when Pepito is formally introduced as a character. Some stuff happens.
Squee! #2
September 1997
The issue begins with Squee in a car with his parents. He REALLY needs to go to the bathroom. There's alot of turmoil, but eventually, his parents let him go. And...ick. I don't want to get into that.
Squee's future self comes for a visit. Specifically to warn him about something horrible in the future. Unfathomable.
Squee has some nightmares (no surprises), but then we find out that creepy teddybear of his, Shmee, absorbs his nightmares. Kind of a long story.
Squee's grandpa comes for a visit. Oh, Jesus. That's the scariest thing I've ever seen.
Squee! #3
November 1997
The issue begins with Squee's not-so-irritional fear of dustmites.
Then, a dead little girl comes to visit him.
Then, there's a dog. So sad.
Eh, I can't write anymore about those events without giving something away, so you're just going to have to deal with it.
The highlight of this issue is when Pepito invites Squee over to his house for dinner. Hilarity ensues.
Squee! #4
May 1998
The final issue of the Squee! series. Guest appearances!!!
The aliens come again (yes! the aliens AGAIN!) and this time, Squee tricks them into taking his parents. He feels really guilty about it though, despite the fact that his parents are total assholes.
There is some playground fun (hehe).
Then, we learn the truth about schools and it's actually really scary what happens and then Pepito comes to the rescue.
Squee's parents return...and then BAM! For some reason, the issue ends in the Defective Head Meat Institue. Why, you may ask. Buy the fucking comic!
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