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Once upon a time in a far away land, much further away than most think. There lived a creature, named D, now D was an interesting creature, afraid of nothing except his own shaddow he roamed the woods of happy land searching for one thing, n one thing only.
He searched day and night, 24 hours 7 days a week 365 days a year in search of it, what is 'it'? i hear u ask....well this is the question of which many have asked over the years... and it is one which requires some considerable explanation....
U c it all started one afternoon in happy land...D was on his daily walk down to 'candy cane lake', walking with what he likes to think is his dog, except for one minor detail...its invisible, u c no1 can c it but himself...but thts anotha story...It was a stunningly clear day, the sun was out, the breeze was whisstleing through the many leaves of the trees which lined the lakes banks...and the red beaked frango bird was singing loveingly to the summers air high up in the tree tops..
Neway as i was saying, D was walking along minding his own buisness when all of a sudden there came a bright flash, followed quickly by a bang and finally an overnite stay in the happy land hospital wing, yes u guessed it D had been struck by lightening, but this was no ordinary lightning bolt, u c it did more for D than most expected.
After several nights of staying in the hospital D was finally released, everyday after the strike D travelled back to the same spot, for he knew lightening never struck the same place twice, no1 really understood why he did this...
until.....
6 Months later...
Certain things came to light...
When three fine individuals known as M, J and a curious fellow known to most as C or as some like to call him....skipping boy...but thats anotha story...in fact its probly best if u go bak a page and read the biology of C for tht one...
Neway as i was saying M,J n C were walking along minding there own business taking part in the usual mockery and other antics which cannot be spoken of on this pg...when they came accross D..now D was still returning to the same spot everyday and has been for near 10 years now...u c its all related to the lightening strike...
It would seem D has created a strange sort of attachment to the tree he was struck next to. Now this is an interesting one...some think the attachment is crazy, others think it is just rare in society and life in general actually but we here at J.D.M beleive something most do not...and that is in flying squirrels, owww ye and in luuuurrrveee of course..
Yes it would seem D had fallen in luuurrrrvvveee with a tree....
now he named this tree...he named it something dear to his heart...he named it...em...now em was a young oak tree, it stood taller than the rest and D had carved a face and painted on some eyes which he gazed longingly into each day, Yes D had found 'it' hed found luuurrrveee...and to this day he remains visiting the tree (em) each day at the same time, so next time ur in the area plez spare a thought for D cos as we all kno love has a powerful effect on everything it touches.
So now you know the "truth"...You can either choose to beleve that a thunderbolt of love struck D and now hes fallen in love with an oak tree or not but we here at J.D.M beleive in one thing and one thing only and that is in pineapple juices....
The moral of this story is that life is unexpected and can throw anything at you at any time...luuuurrrrvveee is unpredictable and sometimes all it takes is a simple thunderbolt to strike you and well thats it ur sorted for life...
So the next time your out in a thunderstorm...forget about laying down and stickin ur arse in the air....stand tall and make sure ur standing next to a person u like..... not a tree!!!
