Chris

The year was 1265AD when Chrises first screams echoed around the world. Now Chris wasn't really the brightest child and at the age of only 5 months he was lefted on his uncles doorstep but before his uncle noticed he was there, Chris had learned to walk and he walked around the block until he got tired and he feel on what he thought was a rock and when to sleep.

He woke up many miles later to discover that the rock he was laying on was actually an elephant who had taken him to there breeding ground. Chris grow up with the elephants and learned how to think like an elephant. Now the time had come and he had grown fond of this other elephant who he liked to called 'Sammy Fred' or S.F for short.



S.F was a big elephant and becomes a little hyper at times. well one evening Chris had his first beers and got very drunk and wondered into S.F breeding area upon his arrival here he fell to the floor and went to the land of nod.

Chris woke up next to S.F whom at this time was looking pleased. Chris was very sore and didn't know what had happened. Chris couldn't walk and so he learned a new way off moving around, he liked to call this skipping (if you are quite enought sometimes you can hear him coming). This new way of moving around made the elephants unconfitable around chris so the elephants decided to toss him out of camp. Chris was cold and had nowhere to go not even the elephants wanted him now.

Chris was a man on a mission now, all he ever wanted was someone he could calll a friend but just as he was getting close to the creatures they would stab him in the back and leave the man while hes down

Chris was deep in thought by now wondering what was wrong with him as he couldn't see why people couldn't expect him for who he is

Chris knew he couldn't swim and decided to jump into a lake. It was just then that this fish swam up to the helpless chris and pulled him to the side of the lake. The fish spoke to chris asking why would chris just jump into a lake chris didn't reply as he was finding it hard now to trust creatures and open his heart to new friends.

The fish was aware that Chris was unhappy with how his life was leading so the fish olk Chris to the local pub. Here Chris found the wonders of alchole and he became hocked on the stuff. This was the best time of Chrises life as he felt that he was getting close to the fish and he began to trust the fish.

Now the drinks were a nice change it is no food and as such Chris grow hungary and the fish wasn't understanding this so one day Chris fryed the poor fish and eat it. He enjoyed his meal and he soon realised he had just eaten the one thing whom he could truly trust. Chris grow lonely.

Chris stayed in the pub as alcohol was his only friend now. He tolk part in many pub quizes and well soon grow smart and became very annoying with all the time he spent n the pub drinking he fast ran out of money and they landlords refused to give him any drink. Chris now grow inpactient and though a couple of punches so the landlord barred Chris from the pub and therefore stoppin his alcohol.

It tolk him many moons to sort out his head and get over his alcohol addiction and work out what he was going to do. he decided to travel on the railways and one day he dreamed he would find someone who would expect him.

The rail road brought Chris to a small place known as norfolk where he met up with 3 lost soles who went by the names of JDM.

Well J and M enjoyed Chris company but D was a little unconfitable with the new arrival. D never liked Chris as there was suddenly someone taller than him and well D enjoyed having quite moments but with Chris he would just go on and on without breathing it would seem.

Chris is the kind of guy who will come along and take over and if he wants something he would go though anyone in order to get it.

Chris acts all manly but is soon showed up by D and is exposed as the lady character of the bunch.

Chris is probably the cleverest of the group but with Chris ways he often over looks the eaisest part and well sits and dose nothing and let everyone else do everything for him.

Chris and D have never seen eye to eye on anything but D is excepting Chris as a useful weapon and D hopes one day Chris will use the power of speach to bore everyone...

To be continued...