A Clue For the Author

‘A Clue for the Author’ by TZA
(‘Beer for my Horses’ by Toby Keith)

Well Jay come on to the PPC board
Said there’s a bad ‘Sue on the loose, Boromir’s an ass
They have him jonsing for Arwen
They made him go down on Legolas
But they won’t get away
No, they won’t get too far yeah
They won’t get too far

Bast told our Thalia, back in the beginning, dear
More writers took care to be true to the source
Now ‘Sues crop up every day
Kiddos just don’t care, but we’ll round up all of them fangirls
Leave constructive crit for all the people to see that

Good writing is the one thing we wish that we could find
You got to point out the errors
You got to draw a hard line
When the writer makes changes we’ll sing a victory tune
We’ll all meet back at the PPC board
We’ll raise up our glasses against evil forces
Singing Bleeprin for the readers, a clue for the author

We got too many fangirls who want to shag Legloas
We see too much of the same crug, too much Legolust
It’s time good writers showed them how to be good
Send ’em all to their spellchecker and that’ll be a good start
You can bet that’ll be a good start ’cause

Good writing is the one thing we wish that we could find
You got to point out the errors
You got to draw a hard line
When the writer makes changes we’ll sing a victory tune
We’ll all meet back at the PPC board
We’ll raise up our glasses against evil forces
Singing Bleeprin for the readers, a clue for the author

Good writing is the one thing we wish that we could find
You got to point out the errors
You got to draw a hard line
When the writer makes changes we’ll sing a victory tune
We’ll all meet back at the PPC board
We’ll raise up our glasses against evil forces
Singing Bleeprin for the readers, a clue for the author

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